Worst thing you've ever said to a police officer?

[fanglekai]

"yes, officer, i consent to a search"

Haha, nice one.

That's literally the worst thing to say to a cop.

That's the first thing that popped into my head when I read the thread title. I've never been stopped or searched, but I spent a little time watching some hilarious videos on youtube about not consenting to searches. Hilarious.

[WS]

Suck my dick to a random passing cop car on Xanax who heard me, 1/1,000,000 chance. Caught me with some.


and called a black cop a nigger while resisting arrest then he told me he'd break my arm.

[mashleshmash]

Suck my dick to a random passing cop car on Xanax who heard me, 1/1,000,000 chance. Caught me with some.


and called a black cop a nigger while resisting arrest then he told me he'd break my arm.

lol you're stupid.

[Hades]

Cop pulls me over for throwing a cigarette butt out of my car window...
Asks for all the usual shit
...
Cop: just doing my job sir.
Hades: I understand you're just doing your job.  In fact, so were the gestapo.  But I'm not the one who applied for it.

Got fined for littering, waved the settlement fine and asked for a trial.  Never heard anything further of it.