Author Topic: Avoiding having to pay child support by punching preggo bitch in her stomach  (Read 542 times)

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Offline Nigger Nostrils

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Getting some bar slut knocked up and hearing that she wants to keep the baby is one of men's greatest fears. Can this scam be avoided by socking the wench right in her gut just hard enough to break the yolk, and getting a simple assault charge?


Offline Bewbees

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Roofie her first to avoid the aggravated assault/attempted murder charges

Offline BallsDeep69

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Assault and murder of premature child, plus being banished from your religion.
My will, as it were.
To Zek, get over the fucking kittens man.

To RisiR, you'll always be my favourite hater.

To -SpectraL, you're one of the only people here who can insult Arnox without ramming it down his throat.

To Arnox, fuck you.

Offline baby raper

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well experiment bring her in the hot tub for like a month every day and see wat happens. someones gotta do a live test model and im feeling qualified. i just dont know that calling a preggo chick up to kick it in the hot tub outta the blue is the best approach so i need time to smooth it in. yes has to be slick.


you could also have a buddy dressed in all black go up and punch her and blame it on a nigger.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2014, 06:12:45 am by baby raper »