Help me do my gf's homework

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So guys my girlfriend is taking a philosophy class but doesn't into philosophy. So I decided to be a nice guy and do one of her papers for her. I though it would be fun if we made this a little group assignment. It has to be 3 paragraphs each paragraph being 10-12 sentences. First paragraph deals with the topic: explain what morality is specifically and why one should be moral 2nd deals with arguing against a certain moral theory. The moral theory which we will be arguing against is utilitarianism 3rd paragraph deals with arguing for the moral theory of relativism.

Ideally I want to just start with the first sentence and anyone who wants too can add a sentence. I will choose the best sentences that don't sound like something a bunch of autistic idiots came up with and they will form the paper.

Sentence 1:

Morality is an integral part of the societal chain, without which humanity would be reduced to the level of the common ape.

[equanimity]

This is immoral

[Bewbees]

Morality is an integral part of the societal chain, without which humanity would be reduced to the level of the common ape.

Common Negro

[komokazi]

Equanimity said immoral LoL

[Arnox]

Morals— all correct moral laws— derive from the instinct to survive. Moral behavior is survival behavior above the individual level.

[RustyShackleford]

When the country falls into chaos, patriotism is born.

[baby raper]

I specalize in morals. But I am also lazy so I cant help sorry.

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What we got so far:

When the country falls into chaos, patriotism is born. Morality is an integral part of the societal chain, without which humanity would be reduced to the level of the common ape. Morals, and indeed all correct moral laws, derive from the instinct to survive. Moral behavior is survival behavior above the individual level.

Come on guys we are doing so well! Keep it going!

[BallsDeep69]

This will never work out.

[Arnox]

What we got so far:

When the country falls into chaos, patriotism is born. Morality is an integral part of the societal chain, without which humanity would be reduced to the level of the common ape. Morals, and indeed all correct moral laws, derive from the instinct to survive. Moral behavior is survival behavior above the individual level.

Come on guys we are doing so well! Keep it going!

Woah, dude. Are you citing those quotes?

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I could imagine the look on her teachers face when he looks at the sources page gets a little curious and sees this thread.

INB4 F

[BallsDeep69]

I could imagine the look on her teachers face when he looks at the sources page gets a little curious and sees this thread.

INB4 F

DETENTION!

[Σ]

Finished paper:

Morality is an integral part of the societal chain, without which humanity would be reduced to the level of the common ape. This is immoral Common Negero Equanamity said immoral LOL Morals— all correct moral laws— derive from the instinct to survive. Moral behavior is survival behavior above the individual level. When the country falls into chaos, patriotism is born. I specalize in morals. But I am also lazy so I cant help sorry. This will never work out. Woah, dude. Are you citing those quotes? I could imagine the look on her teachers face when he looks at the sources page gets a little curious and sees this thread. INB4 F DETENTION!

Sources: http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=4425.new#new
Told her to hand this in. Ill post the grade she gets.

[-SpectraL]

http://www.123helpme.com/search.asp?text=Morality

/yw

[Arnox]

Finished paper:

Morality is an integral part of the societal chain, without which humanity would be reduced to the level of the common ape. This is immoral Common Negero Equanamity said immoral LOL Morals— all correct moral laws— derive from the instinct to survive. Moral behavior is survival behavior above the individual level. When the country falls into chaos, patriotism is born. I specalize in morals. But I am also lazy so I cant help sorry. This will never work out. Woah, dude. Are you citing those quotes? I could imagine the look on her teachers face when he looks at the sources page gets a little curious and sees this thread. INB4 F DETENTION!

Sources: http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=4425.new#new
Told her to hand this in. Ill post the grade she gets.

Grade A work.

Guaranteed valedictorian right there.