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Why this place will never go anywhere.
« on: November 09, 2014, 05:04:12 am »
Say you start a business. Let's say it's a corner shop. And you spend the majority of your time trying to decide what color the front counter should be.

That's what Sanctuary is. I can't believe the amount of time this dickhead has spent figuring out how to format the "thanks" feature. Can you imagine how long it'll take him to actually do something major?

Meanwhile, all the customers are leaving and no new ones are coming in. "I gotta figure what color this bench should be, guys! I'm doin' polls and everything, so don't worry! A herp da derp! Dragons!"

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2014, 05:21:47 am »
Say you start a business. Let's say it's a corner shop. And you spend the majority of your time trying to decide what color the front counter should be.

That's what Sanctuary is. I can't believe the amount of time this dickhead has spent figuring out how to format the "thanks" feature. Can you imagine how long it'll take him to actually do something major?

Meanwhile, all the customers are leaving and no new ones are coming in. "I gotta figure what color this bench should be, guys! I'm doin' polls and everything, so don't worry! A herp da derp! Dragons!"

If you are not completely satisfied with every aspect of this website, the most pragmatic thing you can do is to put on a shirt that says "intosanctuary" and run around your local mall hitting black children in the face with a hatchet. When the police show up, set yourself on fire and run towards the cops like a zombie on meth until they shoot you.

Until you do that, stop complaining.

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2014, 05:31:47 am »
I can't believe the amount of time this dickhead has spent figuring out how to format the "thanks" feature.

Just so you know, I had to extract the original mod, look around online to see exactly which files of the mod had to be changed to make the mod do what I wanted it to do, then dig around in that files code and see which things needed to be changed, (luckily, the original mod author wasn't a complete dunce and actually commented his code, thank goodness) and then save, put it all back into a zip and then upload it and test it to make sure it did what I wanted it to do.

Not saying in the slightest that what I did was super 1337 work at all but it was far from a walk in the park for me.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2014, 05:36:45 am by Arnox »


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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2014, 06:32:13 am »
Say you start a business. Let's say it's a corner shop. And you spend the majority of your time trying to decide what color the front counter should be.

That's what Sanctuary is. I can't believe the amount of time this dickhead has spent figuring out how to format the "thanks" feature. Can you imagine how long it'll take him to actually do something major?

Meanwhile, all the customers are leaving and no new ones are coming in. "I gotta figure what color this bench should be, guys! I'm doin' polls and everything, so don't worry! A herp da derp! Dragons!"

If you are not completely satisfied with every aspect of this website, the most pragmatic thing you can do is to put on a shirt that says "intosanctuary" and run around your local mall hitting black children in the face with a hatchet. When the police show up, set yourself on fire and run towards the cops like a zombie on meth until they shoot you.

Until you do that, stop complaining.

Enter isn't actually complaining though. This is ideal for him. Ever since the death of zok there's been a great big admin sized hole in the field of things he hates and arnox is just the person to fill it. Notice he isn't actually saying anything need to be changed, he's at his best when he's laughing at someone's earnest efforts.

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2014, 06:34:37 am »
Registeration was (maybe still is) Disabled.

This should NEVER happen
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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2014, 07:24:04 am »
You say this place will never go anywhere, but it's already running laps around the space in which you occupy.

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2014, 07:25:20 am »

If you are not completely satisfied with every aspect of this website, the most pragmatic thing you can do is to put on a shirt that says "intosanctuary" and run around your local mall hitting black children in the face with a hatchet. When the police show up, set yourself on fire and run towards the cops like a zombie on meth until they shoot you.

Until you do that, stop complaining.

This is going to be the standard response from the administration regarding threads of this nature.
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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2014, 07:58:27 am »
You say this place will never go anywhere, but it's already running laps around the space in which you occupy.

ahaha

ahahahahhahahahaha

ahahahhahahaha it's a fucking hahahahaha how the fuck can someone type something like this

can someone please explain to me how someone can actually say this

how the fuck is that even a thing

I can't even psychologically dissect where you're coming from. When Arnox replies with a passive aggressive "LOL didn't read" pic or whatever else he finds on 9gag, I can understand that. It's an attempt at being funny while also trying to show the insults don't bother him.

But wtf is that. It's like something a teenage girl would say when you criticize her looks on facebook, only you're a grown man and defending a forum you moderate.

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2014, 08:36:02 am »
You say this place will never go anywhere, but it's already running laps around the space in which you occupy.

how the fuck is that even a thing

Start neck-writhing and say it in a Ms. Peachez voice.

That doesn't explain anything, but it does sound fucking funny.

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2014, 01:43:01 pm »
Enter, your world must be pretty small.

Do you have anything helpful or suggestive?

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2014, 06:36:19 pm »
Enter, every time I see your name I think it's Error.

Error is better than you.
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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2014, 12:34:23 am »
Error is better than you.


He is! For he is the only user to actually kill another user, something I have always been envious of.

Btw, it's spelled "Erorr" you fucking dumb piece of cunt shit.

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2014, 12:35:58 am »
Enter, your world must be pretty small.

Has anyone else noticed Idiosyncrasy can only insult with assumptions? Like, he has nothing tangible to attack. This is why you're a fucking worthless faggot who deserves to kill himself. You post like a fucking woman.

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2014, 12:36:27 am »
At the rate im contributing to this forum its going to be thriving for quite sometime.

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Re: Why this place will never go anywhere.
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2014, 12:57:52 am »
Hi Enter.


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