Grow the fuck up already, or GTFO.
Why don't YOU grow the hell up?
And why don't you get a sense of humor while you're at it? Oh wait, the internet's serious business, isn't it? We have to take EVERYTHING super seriously! Everything's a tragedy!
Woah there. Equanimity got a moderator position on a small forum. Let's complain about her liking and posting about kittens! Oh-em-gee, she made a little mistake! Get the president on the phone!! Code Red! Sanctuary is DOOMED with her and she must be assassinated!