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Offline mashleshmash

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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2014, 12:59:19 pm »
Yes, of course I remember you!

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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2014, 08:53:14 pm »
I ctrl-F'd for dumpster and got no results,

didn't read
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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2014, 08:58:33 pm »
OP is a Virgin
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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2014, 09:17:58 pm »
Op is on the wrong forum if hes looking for intelligence

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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2014, 10:50:15 am »

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« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2014, 10:59:55 am »
The sad part (sad because it's so blatantly obvious to everybody but the person in question) is that using "virgin" as an insult does nothing but show that the user of the term is either a virgin themselves or (Because there HAS to be an alternative...  there are still virgins in this site's average age demographic?  There can't be.) has sex so infrequently and without any intimate relationship involved that sex is a humongous deal to them.

The thought of using "virgin" or any form of saying that somebody has very little sex doesn't even cross my mind...  shit, not even like a fourth-backup insult.  And I haven't even gotten laid in a while and haven't been in an actual relationship with regular sex in years.  I just never got the whole using "virgin" as an insult thing.  We are not 16 anymore.  Sex isn't that big of a deal.  Even (especially?) when I was living with my last ex and we fucked like rabbits multiple times a day bare minimum.  It was just a normal thing.  I never bragged about it.  Most people didn't even know she was living with me for those 5 months that she was, or it at least was like....  never mentioned.  I dunno, just tweaking and oped out and feel like rambling about not getting you losers.

If "virgin" is an insult that even comes to mind for you, you surely ain't getting laid on the regular, if at all.  Take that shit down from the pedestal.
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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2014, 11:55:19 am »
Too much Meth, didn't read.
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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2014, 01:47:47 pm »
Too much Meth, didn't read.

See, this is why we always need a Thank feature.  So I can Thank this guy's post.  Because it's totally true and also there's the deeper nuance that I'm sure he's been there at some point so dat nigga fo REAL nawm talkin bout, ya feel me?
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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2014, 02:09:58 pm »
10/31/2014

This list will expand in a vertical manner over time in correspondence with my recognition of those who (IMO) stand out for positive reasons (all except for extremely aberrant people that don't recognize the value of said uniqueness in which they exhibit... meaning the positive thing they stand out for is to be laughed at.)

I will provide one indisputable example for each poster that proves the befit nature of his/his existence on said list.


This is a serious thread. It's in B&M because some of the people that don't end up on this list are going to end up berating me AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO GET FED THEIR VERBAL FUCKING E-HEARTS LIKE THAT GUY ON AMERICAN HISTORY X SAID TO THE OTHER GUY EXCEPT WITHOUT THE "VERBAL" AND THE E BEFORE "HEARTS!".... AND THE HYPHEN BEFORE "HEARTS"!

Sorry... I'm practicing "stream of consciousness" message board creative typing and I'm a neophyte but AT LEAST I TRY. DO YOU TRY? (seriously, I want you to think about that.)

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K one more thing you fucking [bold]IDIOTS[/bold[ (lol jk I'm just practicing being abrasive so I can catch the derp/Tacho/Negroid-style left eye of "whore to a chainsaw" so he likes me one day.)

You guys get to make nominations. Provide a quote from the corresponding nominee alongside your suggestion.

Me, being the most intelligent person on the site by quite a margarine (not being cute) will determine whether or not your nominations are;

1./ Yes
2./ Gay

Depending on my reaction to your nomination and its' corresponding quoted example of textually portrayed intellect (or not) said nomination may end up on the list.

Remember... words don't necessarily mean what they mean but the subtext and the words not said. Your subconscious mind already knew this... But it's not sure how to interpret the significance and meaning of these last 10 lines.

This is a serious thread and I am composing a list and this sentence may or may not be of a fictitious nature.

Go.

#1. John Smith

"this is a serious thread.
"i'm fucking around, Arnox"

within a few short moments you can witness iwd practicing asceticism and suddenly self indulgence
you can tell the despot of this poor thread is suffering from the vexation of his mediocrity

i see nothing has changed except for the need to reel your reputation from the old boards onto here AND TO THROW IT INTO EVERYONE'S FUCKING FACE BECAUSE NONE OF US ARE AWARE OF HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK STICK YOU ARE

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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2014, 02:34:05 pm »

objectively - definition

- using facts and not influenced by personal feelings or beliefs

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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2014, 02:45:14 pm »

objectively - definition

- using facts and not influenced by personal feelings or beliefs
Yea, objectively is the new literally. It's apparently cool to say nowadays. Fucking hipster cunts.
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Offline LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry

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« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2014, 03:00:26 pm »

objectively - definition

- using facts and not influenced by personal feelings or beliefs
Yea, objectively is the new literally. It's apparently cool to say nowadays. Fucking hipster cunts.

I wouldn't consider 'objective' and 'literal' quite synonymous.  Nah...  definitely not.  I mean just look at the synonyms and antonyms.  Opposite of objective is subjective, or relative.  Opposite of literal is exaggerated, hyperbolic, figurative.
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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2014, 03:25:15 pm »

objectively - definition

- using facts and not influenced by personal feelings or beliefs
Yea, objectively is the new literally. It's apparently cool to say nowadays. Fucking hipster cunts.

I wouldn't consider 'objective' and 'literal' quite synonymous.
They are not and I never claimed them to be. lrn2comprehend.
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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2014, 03:28:17 pm »

objectively - definition

- using facts and not influenced by personal feelings or beliefs
Yea, objectively is the new literally. It's apparently cool to say nowadays. Fucking hipster cunts.

I wouldn't consider 'objective' and 'literal' quite synonymous.
They are not and I never claimed them to be. lrn2comprehend.

Well, to be fair and honest, I admittedly jumped right into a conversation within which I had no idea what you were talking about, without looking backward into the conversation because I got no fucks to give.  I just assume I know what people are talking about based on a single context clue and ROLL WITH IT, BABY!
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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2014, 03:31:03 pm »
METH, BABY!! Roll on.
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