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suicide via dehydration
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:01:43 pm »
Basically I'll get a nice slow shitty death if I don't eat or drink over the next few days, right?

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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2014, 10:09:42 pm »
Sounds like a pretty shitty way to go.

If you're going to kill yourself at least horrify someone else in the process.  Like walk up to a stranger walking their dog, say "hi im john" and blow your head off from the back so your brains get all over them.
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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2014, 10:12:42 pm »
Too poor to buy a gun

I *could* sell my possessions but whatever.


I'm trying to experience moderate suffering and don't really want to leave a mess tbh

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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2014, 12:48:21 am »
dafuq did i just read

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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2014, 01:40:34 am »
dafuq did i just read

Dieting advice from the Duchess of Cambridge

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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2014, 03:09:47 am »
Very legitimate method of suicide.  Was actually looking into it myself a while back.  Check it out:

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~parkx032/CY-VD-H2.html

But yeah don't suicide.


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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2014, 03:27:51 am »
Very legitimate method of suicide.  Was actually looking into it myself a while back.  Check it out:

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~parkx032/CY-VD-H2.html

But yeah don't suicide.

I was reading that site not an hour ago, actually

might suicide. might not suicide. who knows

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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2014, 03:29:03 am »
Why suicide?


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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2014, 05:26:46 am »
Killing yourself should never be an option. Live on in spite of any hardship instead of ever giving in.

 On topic, suicide by dehydration wouldn't be moderate suffering, it would be completely and entirely miserable.. dry mouth, dry throat, stomach pains/cramps.. lack of sleep due to those ailments.. weakness, fatigue.. It would literally take more time than just a few days.. The body would deplete your fat reserves and then muscle tissue.. unless your rain dried up first and started to hemorrhage.. Terrible, just terrible.
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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2014, 03:01:49 pm »
Define moderate suffering.
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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2014, 03:02:11 pm »
Why suicide?

You should look in the mirror.
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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2014, 03:16:04 pm »
It would take more will power to follow through with that than it would to fix whatever shitty problems you have.

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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2014, 12:36:42 am »
Very legitimate method of suicide.  Was actually looking into it myself a while back.  Check it out:

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~parkx032/CY-VD-H2.html

But yeah don't suicide.

I was reading that site not an hour ago, actually

might suicide. might not suicide. who knows
Don't ever ducking give up and take the easy way out, people will just remember you as a pussy for killing yourself and you will make your loved ones cry

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Re: suicide via dehydration
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2014, 12:37:38 am »
Why suicide?

You should look in the mirror.
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