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Re: Cats Are Evil
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2014, 12:28:39 PM »
If you knew your ancestors were worshipped as Gods by one of humanity's greatest civilisations you too would probably be pretty frosty about being forced to shit in a plastic tray and eat Meow Mix.


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Re: Cats Are Evil
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2014, 01:42:11 PM »
Anyone who's petted a cat for even a couple minutes knows this isn't true.

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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2014, 01:51:20 PM »
I like semi-feral grey tabbies...all other cats are the cat equivalent of niggers, spics, eskimos, and red-dot niggers.
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Re: Cats Are Evil
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2014, 01:51:29 PM »
I have two indoor cats and I wouldn't have it any other way. However, that being said they can be huge assholes! The worst thing that they do is tear up every bit of paper left around the house...
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Re: Cats Are Evil
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2014, 02:08:17 PM »
I have two indoor cats and I wouldn't have it any other way. However, that being said they can be huge assholes! The worst thing that they do is tear up every bit of paper left around the house...

Domesticated cats can find it quite difficult living with their own species; they are typically instinctively territorial towards other cats, even if from the same litter. It may be a sign of stress. Of course maybe your cats just love ripping the shit out of paper. Did you let them do that as kittens, e.g. give them paper or cardboard to destroy and shred up?

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Re: Cats Are Evil
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2014, 06:24:39 PM »
I have two indoor cats and I wouldn't have it any other way. However, that being said they can be huge assholes! The worst thing that they do is tear up every bit of paper left around the house...

Domesticated cats can find it quite difficult living with their own species; they are typically instinctively territorial towards other cats, even if from the same litter. It may be a sign of stress. Of course maybe your cats just love ripping the shit out of paper. Did you let them do that as kittens, e.g. give them paper or cardboard to destroy and shred up?

Well my two cats have been together for years and when they were little I always gave them the lil play toys and lasers to play with. Although here lately where I have been working a lot I haven't been able to play with them as much so I was thinking it could be them acting out as a way to get back for me not being around as much. I have also noticed that even though I change the litter box about every 2 days they are starting to want to pee in certain places in the house. It really starting to get frustrating!
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Re: Cats Are Evil
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2014, 07:41:49 PM »
cats will fucking eat ur bods!!!