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Offline baby raper

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holy shit
« on: October 20, 2014, 05:33:20 am »

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2014, 05:53:25 am »
pretty brutal
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Re: holy shit
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2014, 06:47:24 am »
We don't get to see the damage?

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2014, 07:39:37 am »
I bet he had some long term injurys from that lil stunt.

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2014, 07:45:02 am »
what's his IQ? 67?
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2014, 08:14:34 am »
I sat here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a good pun for this but I failed. I'm sorry, Sanctuarians. :'(


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Re: holy shit
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2014, 08:24:02 am »
well he functions similarly to how the firework functions so you can start with that
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2014, 10:33:51 am »
Hopefully his next display of pyrotechnic expertise has him cramming an M80 up his urethra

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2014, 07:55:14 pm »
I sat here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a good pun for this but I failed. I'm sorry, Sanctuarians. :'(

How bout, he's a headbanger!

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2014, 07:59:13 pm »
Obviously it's fake.

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2014, 09:31:33 pm »


Time is always against you in some way or another.

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2014, 09:40:20 pm »
hahaha what a dipshit...what did he think would happen?

he probably fucked up his nose and sinuses pretty bad
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Re: holy shit
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2014, 10:30:24 pm »
bump i honestly don't think the video is fake
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Re: holy shit
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2014, 11:08:25 pm »

You can see the fuse still burning and sparkling as it falls across his chest. That fuse would not be burning if the cracker had already exploded. He blew the crackers out of his nose one half second before they actually went off, which was just after the firecrackers fell out of camera frame at bottom.

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Re: holy shit
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2014, 06:29:00 am »
Shut up spec-troll that shit was for real and you know it. 9/10