Stop Masturbation Now

[Obvious Alt]

Only Lonnie Childs can save you self-raping sinners.

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/

[Ninja]

but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?

[Obvious Alt]

but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?

SIN!

[Ninja]

but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?

SIN!

But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will.  Jesus wanted me to masturbate!

[Obvious Alt]

but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?

SIN!

But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will.  Jesus wanted me to masturbate!

I guess we will have to wait until he's unbanned and can speak for himself. Until then, no self-rape for you, young man.

[Ninja]

but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?

SIN!

But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will.  Jesus wanted me to masturbate!

I guess we will have to wait until he's unbanned and can speak for himself. Until then, no self-rape for you, young man.

Jesus can't get no respect anywhere he goes.  Fucking Savior hating Jews!

I got a woman, so I don't need to self-rape.  I participate in intercourse out of wedlock!

[Σ]

I love the articles on their front page:

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/lonnie-childs/fappy-the-anti-masturbation-dolphin-to-star-in-the-big-lebowski-2-which-begins-filming-in-january-2015/
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/science/ebloaids-outbreak-begins/
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/science/inanimate-object-rape-intesifies-as-ebolaids-becomes-airborne/
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/celebrity/profile-of-a-famous-masturbator-amanda-bynes/

[Soso0]

Damn this shit is just sad hahaha