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Stop Masturbation Now
« on: October 18, 2014, 01:13:50 pm »


Only Lonnie Childs can save you self-raping sinners.

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/
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The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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Re: Stop Masturbation Now
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2014, 01:18:13 pm »
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

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Re: Stop Masturbation Now
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2014, 01:18:55 pm »
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
SIN!
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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Re: Stop Masturbation Now
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2014, 01:42:38 pm »
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
SIN!

But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will.  Jesus wanted me to masturbate!
Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

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Re: Stop Masturbation Now
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2014, 01:48:10 pm »
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
SIN!

But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will.  Jesus wanted me to masturbate!
:suspect:

I guess we will have to wait until he's unbanned and can speak for himself. Until then, no self-rape for you, young man.
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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Re: Stop Masturbation Now
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2014, 02:10:00 pm »
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
SIN!

But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will.  Jesus wanted me to masturbate!
:suspect:

I guess we will have to wait until he's unbanned and can speak for himself. Until then, no self-rape for you, young man.

Jesus can't get no respect anywhere he goes.  Fucking Savior hating Jews!

I got a woman, so I don't need to self-rape.  I participate in intercourse out of wedlock!
Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!


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Re: Stop Masturbation Now
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2014, 03:40:40 pm »
Damn this shit is just sad hahaha