A monument to all our sins. Decommissioned 12/17/2014.
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The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches. Hilarity will soon ensue.
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
Quote from: Ninja on October 18, 2014, 01:18:13 pmbut, what if he gets an itch on his sack?SIN!
Quote from: Obvious Alt on October 18, 2014, 01:18:55 pmQuote from: Ninja on October 18, 2014, 01:18:13 pmbut, what if he gets an itch on his sack?SIN!But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will. Jesus wanted me to masturbate!
Quote from: Ninja on October 18, 2014, 01:42:38 pmQuote from: Obvious Alt on October 18, 2014, 01:18:55 pmQuote from: Ninja on October 18, 2014, 01:18:13 pmbut, what if he gets an itch on his sack?SIN!But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will. Jesus wanted me to masturbate! I guess we will have to wait until he's unbanned and can speak for himself. Until then, no self-rape for you, young man.
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.
