She already asked me to talk her into suicide once but I declined because that's horrible. This is not a thread against the site and I won't break any rules in the process of getting rid of her. Trust me, Arnie. Your site is completely save.
Now relax, lean back and enjoy the show. 
Sadly, I don't think its as easy to talk Zek into suicide any more....because now that Arnox has modded him, he has some meager "purpose" to his life validating getting out of bed every morning. As a matter of fact, it wouldn't surprise me at all that might have been an unconscious reason why Arnox finally did mod Zek, thinking on some demented level he would "save" him to some extent because the suicide thread pulled at Arnox's heartstrings.
Like a hermit finding a mangy and feral dog wandering aimlessly throughout the streets with obvious malnutrition, Arnox decided to adopt this "pet".....and now he has his heels dug in willing to throw anything and everything out the door just to defend his emotional decision.
If/when Zek is ever removed from staff, that is the time to go for the suicide angle with some possibility of success....but right now Zek hasn't had any more validation or worth in his entire pathetic existence.
