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Offline joe camel

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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2014, 12:58:15 am »
I had to do community service at the salvation army, and you would be surprised how many people actually did shit like this.
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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2014, 01:06:19 am »
Fucking Salvation Army, they aren't even a charity, they're a church. They are very active in lobbying for anti-gay legislation. Fuck them.
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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2014, 01:07:03 am »
I fully support your en-devour
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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2014, 01:40:44 am »
Why not cut out the middle man and just defecate directly into the collection bin? Then your time is freed up so you can mock orphaned children and curb stomp hobos.

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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2014, 01:43:05 am »
Fucking Salvation Army, they aren't even a charity, they're a church. They are very active in lobbying for anti-gay legislation. Fuck them.

Overall I don't mind them. They do a lot of work in communities without any credit.

Yes they are anti-gay (like most Christrians etc) but so are most of the posters on here.
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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2014, 01:44:10 am »
Why not cut out the middle man and just defecate directly into the collection bin? Then your time is freed up so you can mock orphaned children and curb stomp hobos.

I got pissed once and I pissed in one then my mate took a shit on the floor and used some cardboard to scoop it in.

Maybe it can be the new Ice Bucket Challenge , pissing in charity bins.
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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2014, 01:46:09 am »
Fucking Salvation Army, they aren't even a charity, they're a church. They are very active in lobbying for anti-gay legislation. Fuck them.
you'd want to fuck them hmm gayboy
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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2014, 01:49:20 am »
You got me. There's no reason I'd want people treated with respect other than my deep craving for cock.
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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2014, 05:00:42 am »
Fucking Salvation Army, they aren't even a charity, they're a church. They are very active in lobbying for anti-gay legislation. Fuck them.
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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2014, 05:05:33 am »
Thats not even being an asshole those things are bullshit.  People dump their couches and matresses and shit next to em and I some if them aren't really for charity.  Im should find out which ones are scams and put stale crusty semen boxers and smelly food stained shirts in em.  Lol and whenever I shit my pants pitch em in there.

How often do you shirt your pants???

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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2014, 05:18:28 am »
Why not cut out the middle man and just defecate directly into the collection bin? Then your time is freed up so you can mock orphaned children and curb stomp hobos.

I got pissed once and I pissed in one then my mate took a shit on the floor and used some cardboard to scoop it in.

Maybe it can be the new Ice Bucket Challenge , pissing in charity bins.

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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2014, 05:20:29 am »
Thats not even being an asshole those things are bullshit.  People dump their couches and matresses and shit next to em and I some if them aren't really for charity.  Im should find out which ones are scams and put stale crusty semen boxers and smelly food stained shirts in em.  Lol and whenever I shit my pants pitch em in there.

How often do you shirt your pants???

Yes, just how often DO you shit your pants?
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Re: I should put my nasty old semeny boxers in them clothes donation bins
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2014, 05:22:24 am »
semen boxers on my mind all the time, you no it ain't no crime, sublime thoughts run through me like hot piss, I got this. Hot white stains on my mind in my brains, makes me happy all the same. Crazy insane or insane crazy? Actor you know I'd love to have your baby. We'll throw him in the bin with the other shit-stained laundry, a silly baby wondrin' where his mom be, but HA! to no avail. Make him shit into a pail throw em both into the dumpster and as always adults prevail. this bread is stale.