Author Topic: Regarding Vibrators  (Read 2084 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline grimes

  • Outlander
  • *
  • Posts: 7
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2014, 04:15:18 am »
I'm the same way.

I've tried a few different things, but my favorite so far is a bullet vibrator with adjustable speeds. I wore out my first one I liked it so much. They're inexpensive and target the key area. She can use it while you fuck her too. I've never tried that, but I imagine it would be fantastic.

Offline Sirfearoth

  • Adherent
  • *
  • Posts: 81
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2014, 04:38:41 am »
My advice, find a good vibrator (hitachi or a damn good rabbit) and both of y'all get high and burn through some batteries. Once y'all find a way to get her off, get some bondage tape or rope to tie her up.

Offline jerome

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 225
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2014, 04:44:22 am »
honesty dude i duno. some guy tried two toyson me once and iw as likeee RETARDEDDDDD and nothing happend. toys seem to be derp.

Offline Prometheus

  • Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 411
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2014, 04:50:52 am »
As fun as that sounds... well I don't want to get off topic, but there's a reason I bitch about my sex life so much.
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.

Offline jerome

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 225
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2014, 04:51:51 am »
wut was bad about yer ex

Offline Prometheus

  • Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 411
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2014, 05:04:04 am »
Nothing about my ex. I just have no privacy in my life, and neither does my ladyfriend. Last time I had someone for an overnighter was... shit, a long, long, long long long long time ago.
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.

Offline jerome

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 225
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2014, 05:04:59 am »
wutttttttttttttttt

Offline SBTlauien

  • Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 454
  • ส็็็็็็็็็.ส็็็็็็็็็.ส็็็็็็็็็
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2014, 05:08:56 am »
honesty dude i duno. some guy tried two toyson me once and iw as likeee RETARDEDDDDD and nothing happend. toys seem to be derp.

 ;)

Offline mmmmmmmQuestions

  • Arch Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 597
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2014, 06:08:39 am »
honesty dude i duno. some guy tried two toyson me once and iw as likeee RETARDEDDDDD and nothing happend. toys seem to be derp.


yeah but did he try a Tonka truck or one of those long red legos?

Offline KneeGrow

  • Outlander
  • *
  • Posts: 10
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2014, 12:06:45 am »
Check Craigslist you can usually find a gimpy nigger for fairly cheap.
I don't like being high but i really, really hate being sober.

Offline Rook

  • Arch Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 590
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2014, 04:29:28 am »
In fact, get all the attachements. You definitely want that thing that goes up her asshole, trust me.

http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00K0NGJKW/ref=twister_B00INLDN2K

 I can't be the only person that snickered when I read that..

 I agree with Prometheus though, buy a quality product over the generic pos that will need replaced more quickly. My woman is getting ready to attend a party here in two weeks for one of her associates birthday, and its one of these things where they bring in a hostess to sell them sex products.. I was all game for it. If your looking for dual purpose, buy her a vibrating butt-plug that doesn't look too conspicuous.. that way she can use it as a vibrator, or you can pop it in her ass and fuck her randy.. lol..

 Also, if you can no longer get her off with your tongue... you might nee dot change up your moves or strategy. I've never had any real problem getting the desired effect when using my tongue.. remember to build, not just go in tongue thrashing.. unless shes drunk and already soaked.. build into it.. use your breathe.. use the tip of the tongue.. even dip that tongue just slightly lower (you know what I mean).. fingers are to be utilized.. I've got pretty long arms, so I can essentially semi-choke my lady (not top hard, the way she likes it) and use my tongue at the same time.. generally that's more than she can handle anyways.. Also slow rythmic pace with building intensity, cant go wrong.. and when it doubt about being able to build the pace, stop and rub your fingers up and down the slit really fast till she squirts.. you know, just the usual stuff.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
-Robert Frost

Offline RisiR

  • Veteran
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,710
  • The Anti-Mod
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2014, 11:50:11 am »
In fact, get all the attachements. You definitely want that thing that goes up her asshole, trust me.

http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00K0NGJKW/ref=twister_B00INLDN2K
I can't be the only person that snickered when I read that.
Nah dude me, too.

 
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

Offline Satyr

  • Adherent
  • *
  • Posts: 95
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2014, 05:17:37 pm »
A PVC tube, an endcap and some bees/flies. All you could ever need.

Offline Ninja

  • Arch Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 864
  • Assassin of Faggotry
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2014, 06:23:30 pm »
This is how it is done...



Let me know if you have any questions or need me to come over and demonstrate on your lady friend.
Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

Offline theKit

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 178
    • View Profile
Re: Regarding Vibrators
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2014, 07:34:55 pm »
She must be broken. Get a new one.

I second the craigs list suggestion - works every time.