Regarding Vibrators

[Prometheus]

My ladyfriend seems to be completely incapable of getting off by hand (or tounge, for that matter), so I'm looking at buying something battery operated for her. Any advice on what to get would be appreciated. Because reasons, something quieter is preferred, but not absolutely necessary.

[RisiR]

Hitach Magic Wand.

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[RisiR]

Also get the G-Spotter attachement and you should be set.

[RisiR]

In fact, get all the attachements. You definitely want that thing that goes up her asshole, trust me.

http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00K0NGJKW/ref=twister_B00INLDN2K

[-SpectraL]

errr... couldn't you just do the job yourself for her 

[RisiR]

errr... couldn't you just do the job yourself for her 

(or tounge, for that matter)

I guess he tried and failed. No shame in accepting the superiority of the machines when it comes to clitoral orgasms.

[-SpectraL]

errr... couldn't you just do the job yourself for her 

(or tounge, for that matter)

I guess he tried and failed. No shame in accepting the superiority of the machines when it comes to clitoral orgasms.

Or.. like.. use your dick??

[Ragus]

I'm looking at buying something battery operated for her. Any advice on what to get would be appreciated.

Spring for a gas powered one.

[RisiR]

errr... couldn't you just do the job yourself for her 

(or tounge, for that matter)

I guess he tried and failed. No shame in accepting the superiority of the machines when it comes to clitoral orgasms.

Or.. like.. use your dick??

I doubt he will be able to give her a clitoral orgasm with his dick considering he failed to do so by hand and tongue.

[-SpectraL]

I doubt he will be able to give her a clitoral orgasm with his dick considering he failed to do so by hand and tongue.

Jeeezus.. that is sad. Poor woman.

[Prometheus]

It's not just me, no other guy has pulled it off, and she's only accomplished it herself less than a dozen times.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

I doubt he will be able to give her a clitoral orgasm with his dick considering he failed to do so by hand and tongue.

Jeeezus.. that is sad. Poor woman.

his dick doesn't have that clitoral stimulant under-attachment or the vibrating tip with pulsating sensory nodes


edit: over-attachment

[RisiR]

Maybe he gives her great vaginal orgasms. Y'know, girls have like two dicks. A small one on top and one that goes inside. Both can have orgasms.

[DaGuru]

The Rabbit Vibrator FTW!!!!

https://rabbitvibrators.net/product-listings.php?cat=All-Rabbits&gclid=CMqk0OScq8ECFQqGaQodPrIA2g

Although I highly recommend you both go into a brick and mortar store with a large selection, and let her pick it out instead of surprising her. Considering they come in all sorts of sizes, shapes, speeds etc....only she knows what will do the job and give her most comfort/stimulation. This ain't no $10 job you can find at Spencer's....expect to drop $50+ easily.

[Prometheus]

There are a couple of places that spring to mind that should have somewhat of a selection. I'm in a major city, so shouldn't have much trouble finding a specialist store. Finding one that's not too sketchy though...

I've never minded paying good money for a quality product. I may be poor, but the reason I have savings is that I'm not always replacing cheap shit that breaks when looked at funny. $50+ isn't bad considering how many Os she's given me (not nearly enough to keep up with my hyper-libido, but more than I should reasonably expect from her).