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Offline RisiR

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I was a lion once
« on: October 12, 2014, 03:52:14 pm »
There was a lion, in the jungle, laying on the ground close to death. All the animals of the land were crowded around, taunting and poking fun at him. A mouse scurried atop the lion, and while dancing on his nose said ‘He can’t do anything to us now!’. The animal crowd laughed and continued to make fun of the lion.

With all the energy left in his body, the lion lifted his head and said ‘Mock me now, but, I was a lion once.'
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2014, 04:21:25 pm »
What amazing Vogon Poetry - The Worst In the Universe
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2014, 04:21:45 pm »
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2014, 04:55:52 pm »
Proof that lions are pussies.  Start at 2:40 in. 

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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2014, 05:02:23 pm »
Quote from: helladamnleet on October 12, 2014, 04:21:25 pm
What amazing Vogon Poetry - The Worst In the Universe

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Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please postONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

This is not my work but a 2500 years old fable by Aesop.
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2014, 05:14:44 pm »
What are talking about?
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2014, 05:16:57 pm »
That should be obvious. lrn2comprehend.
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2014, 05:31:03 pm »
So you cited some Printed Matter that I confused for poetry. I also called it the worst.
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2014, 05:38:46 pm »
Yes.

The sub-forum for your own shitty poetry etc. is called Vogon Poetry and I thought you calling this Vogon Poetry was a hint that I posted it in the wrong forum which I did not because it's not my own work.

Also, fuck you for calling this bad.
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2014, 08:17:09 pm »
You still posted it in the wrong forum, I just responded with an inaccurate correction.
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2014, 09:21:32 pm »
What's the right forum?
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2014, 09:33:03 pm »
You can't just release a god tier hip hop album and omit the doggy from your primal colors and be reincarnated as a soultrain soulfood soul animal lion nigger and pick fruit from trees.
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2014, 09:59:12 pm »
Quote from: Max Headroom on October 12, 2014, 09:33:03 pm
You can't just release a god tier hip hop album and omit the doggy from your primal colors and be reincarnated as a soultrain soulfood soul animal lion nigger and pick fruit from trees.
Who the fuck are you telling me what I can and/or cannot do cause that's exactly what I did do.
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2014, 05:03:57 am »
Lions are not pussies. Those guys are just badass enough to steal from lions. If a gorilla came right at you and wanted to take your food you'd fucking move too and let him have his way. Lions see us in a similar light. We ARE scary to them if we let ourselves. It's all in body language and dick size.
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Re: I was a lion once
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2014, 05:04:25 am »
Gorilla dicks are like 1/3rd our size though. Remember that
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