saw something wierd in the woods just now

[starvingniglet]

*cough* *cough* BULLSHIT *cough* *Cough*

why would I waste my time on this, you dumb fuck?  My troll and clone threads are like one paragraph.

[equanimity]

You got a gun before coming back? :O

Could have shot an off-duty clown in mourning just because you were freaked out...

[starvingniglet]

You got a gun before coming back? :O

Could have shot an off-duty clown in mourning just because you were freaked out...

#1 everyone carries guns all the time here, I hardly ever do

#2 I could just see me going in there again and having some pissed off hobo pull a knife because we are disturbing his shake and bake or something

#3 you think carrying a weapon involves waving it around and pointing at people?  That is just insane.  I took two hunters safety courses when I was young, and have never had any sort of firearm accident.  I try to be as safe as humanly possible.

#4 if it was like a living statue or some sort of sasquatch or whatever, I would shoot it in the face and sell the corpse to whoever the fuck buys that sort of shit

[equanimity]

#1 everyone carries guns all the time here, I hardly ever do

So you're saying the clown was armed too?  Yeah, a gunfight with Bozo.  A hero's death

#3 you think carrying a weapon involves waving it around and pointing at people?  That is just insane.  I took two hunters safety courses when I was young, and have never had any sort of firearm accident.  I try to be as safe as humanly possible.

No, I never said that.  Just seems that after having a frightening experience with the supernatural the sort of thing not to do is grab a gun and go back looking for trouble.  Guess it worked out because he left before you got there, but if that had gone badly your face could have been on the front page of the paper tomorrow, with a headline reading:

Local Man Shoots Clown, Claims Clown was Moving Statue: Bath Salts and Obama at Fault?

#4 if it was like a living statue or some sort of sasquatch or whatever, I would shoot it in the face and sell the corpse to whoever the fuck buys that sort of shit

You can't just expect to shoot a demon statue in the face and have it be dead.  Did you even look up ways to protect yourself from demonic energies before you ran off to murder the poor thing?  You're lucky to be alive.

[starvingniglet]

I don't do bath salts, and if you read the OP, I wasn't scared, I even said 'Its a clown!' and started laughing.  My daughter and ex started screaming and ran to the van.   They have been watching this stupid 'american horror story' show that has an evil clown on it.

[equanimity]

You're no fun tonight

[helladamnleet]

*cough* *cough* BULLSHIT *cough* *Cough*

why would I waste my time on this, you dumb fuck?  My troll and clone threads are like one paragraph.

Maybe you're trying to troll us by being more elaborate?

[starvingniglet]

Maybe you're trying to troll us by being more elaborate?

not my style I am a lazy fuck

[starvingniglet]

You're no fun tonight

am I ever fun?

[helladamnleet]

Maybe you're trying to troll us by being more elaborate?

not my style I am a lazy fuck

Do a barrel roll and get the hell out of there, before I broke down and gave him one to the guy, left the sucker curled up like the hairs on my nuts.

[equanimity]

You're no fun tonight

am I ever fun?

When you're not out stalking the woods with the intent of clownicide weighing heavily on your heart you're pretty alright.  Sometimes.

[starvingniglet]

When you're not out stalking the woods with the intent of clownicide weighing heavily on your heart you're pretty alright.  Sometimes.

Wrong.  The answer we were looking for is 'no'.  'No'. 

[joe camel]

You gotta go back. If you go back and its there again figure out wtf it is. If it is some supernatural entity, it will know your looking for it. If not, you are right.

[Montane]

Well.... is there a tombstone where you saw it?

[starvingniglet]

Well.... is there a tombstone where you saw it?

There were two within the 10' circle that I determined it could have been standing in, yeah