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saw something wierd in the woods just now
« on: October 11, 2014, 08:01:47 pm »
Me and my daughter and ex took the dogs to the woods to run.  There is an old graveyard in the area with death dates on the gravestones from the mid-1800's.  My daughter had never seen it, so we took the dogs to go look at the old gravestones.  It was at the top of a wooded hill, and as we neared it, I knew we were close because I saw a grave statue, the back of one, of some catholic saint or something.  It looked like it was made of terra cotta, or was the same color, or something.  I was walking my boxer and she was walking my beagle/pit mix, and my ex was in the car looking at her smartphone or some shit. 

When we got to the top of the hill and walked into the graveyard, my daughter nodded to me and silently mouthed the words 'there is someone here'.  This place is pretty deserted and I have never ever seen anyone in there.  I looked over at what she was looking at and I saw what looked like some guy, wearing tan robes and mourning over a grave.  I only glimpsed it for a second, but I felt like I was interrupting something and felt like I should just leave, so I waved her over and we walked back downhill to exit the area.  I saw my ex coming up the path and I hand-motioned for her to go back down.  As we met her, my daughter told her 'there is someone up there' and we were at the point where I originally saw the grave statue.  I saw the statue again and pointed it out, saying 'look at -' but I never finished my sentence because my daughter said 'Its moving!' and it was. 

What I thought was a statue was not a statue, it was alive.  It was huge, too.  It looked like it was wearing some sort of very old vintage clown suit, I could even see clothing lines and black-rimmed ruffles.  Very old and very dirty.  I said 'Look its a clown!' and the girls began screaming and ran to the van.  I was sort of joking, but I guess they have been watching some show about circus freaks or some shit, and there was some evil clown, but whatever.  After we met at the van, my daughter said that when we initially entered the graveyard, she saw its face, and it looked like an old man with chalk white flaky or textured skin.   She also described the clothing texture as 'burlap'.  We went home and I got a pistol and we drove back, but it had been 45 minutes and there was nothing there.  Not even any shoe prints around where we saw it.  I still don't know what I saw, but it was humanoid, huge, and it moved very calmly and smoothly.
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2014, 08:16:08 pm »
it was a peacock

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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2014, 08:18:58 pm »
No, it wasn't.  Not sure what it was though.  A giant evil clown wearing mildewed clothes?  IDK, three of us saw it and we cannot agree on what it was.
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2014, 08:25:21 pm »
I feel like there is a logical explanation.  Personally, I think your little girl scared you, man.  But that sounds like a pretty cool story none the less.
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2014, 09:17:20 pm »
Neat story, Brother.
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2014, 09:21:27 pm »
If the cemetery is that old if very probably could have been some monastic order performing rites for their deceased members.  Not that uncommon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_religious_order
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franciscan
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2014, 09:27:08 pm »
If the cemetery is that old if very probably could have been some monastic order performing rites for their deceased members.  Not that uncommon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_religious_order
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franciscan


This makes sense, but a lone guy, 7'+ or so...just wierd.  The whole thing was just wierd.

The poor clares have a monastery in the area, but they are all women.
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2014, 09:49:04 pm »
If the cemetery is that old if very probably could have been some monastic order performing rites for their deceased members.  Not that uncommon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_religious_order
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franciscan


This makes sense, but a lone guy, 7'+ or so...just wierd.  The whole thing was just wierd.

The poor clares have a monastery in the area, but they are all women.


Maybe just some freak weirdos from your area coming to do creepy shit at old graves? Like some mall goths who graduated high school but never graduated from being a faggot..?
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2014, 09:51:13 pm »
Maybe just some freak weirdos from your area coming to do creepy shit at old graves? Like some mall goths who graduated high school but never graduated from being a faggot..?

at 3pm on a random saturday?  plus my daughter saw its face and said it was an old guy.
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2014, 09:54:21 pm »
Maybe just some freak weirdos from your area coming to do creepy shit at old graves? Like some mall goths who graduated high school but never graduated from being a faggot..?

at 3pm on a random saturday?  plus my daughter saw its face and said it was an old guy.


An old guy wearing old clothes at a graveyard being still and minding his own business. There's just no explanation.

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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2014, 10:01:21 pm »
Very strange indeed.  Seems like a nice place for a Halloween party.

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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2014, 10:24:05 pm »

It was a demon.

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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2014, 10:40:13 pm »
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2014, 10:48:02 pm »
An old guy wearing old clothes at a graveyard being still and minding his own business. There's just no explanation.

we were all trespassing there, but this 'guy' barely glanced at us, and showed no other reaction.  Any old guy hanging out in some 150 year old cemetary would at least show concern that we were there, since we could have been game wardens or the cops or whatnot.  There was no booze bottles or other refuse showing that anyone was there. 
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Re: saw something wierd in the woods just now
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2014, 10:49:00 pm »
He could have been a 'witch'

Reminds me of when me and a friend went to check out an old abandoned cemetery in the woods of a small town which was supposedly haunted, as well as the Indian burial ground.  While trying to leave we got a little lost so asked a lady how to gtfo.  After she gave us directions, my friend asked if she has seen anything odd and she replied that witches come to the area, and after she told them to f off they had been leaving weird 'hexes' such as odd looking bottles filled with piss mixed with other stuff on her property.  I thought she was just playing up the reputation of the cemetery but sure enough once we found causeway off the island we saw a woman in her 40s dressed in a dark robe seated in front of a candle on the shore.  When my friend decided he would harass her as well and asked her what she was doing from his car, she just stared him down in return .  Very quickly a 7 foot tall gaunt and chaulky looking negro in overalls appeared from behind us and asked us what the deal was.  He also had a thick southern accent, the sort you'd heard a slave use in a movie, despite being nowhere near the south.   No idea how he got there so quick, it was at probably over 50 feet to the entrance of the causeway and he would be hard to miss.
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