Bicycles

[bling bling]

I ride a bicycle everywhere. I ride 5-6 miles to get to work, all weather. If it snows, I take the bus to work and walk home, because the bus doesn't run that late and I'm a fucking man.  I have a Trek 1100, it's like 25 years old and falling the fuck apart, but I've put it through hell the past two years that I've had it. I bought some awesome high mileage gatorskin tires with kevlar folded beads, handcrafted in Germany. Man, I can ride over glass, metal, branches and small children and these things are beast. One time this prick screamed out the window of a passing car, "get a car you fucking faggot" But, he got held up at a redlight and I pulled up next to him with a Joker grin and he looked like he was going to piss himself.  But, my all time favorite thing in the world is to get high, drop it into 2-1 and cruise very very slowly. Also, I don't wear a helmet or a gay outfit.

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[Montane]

I ride a bicycle everywhere. I ride 5-6 miles to get to work, all weather. If it snows, I take the bus to work and walk home, because the bus doesn't run that late and I'm a fucking man.  I have a Trek 1100, it's like 25 years old and falling the fuck apart, but I've put it through hell the past two years that I've had it. I bought some awesome high mileage gatorskin tires with kevlar folded beads, handcrafted in Germany. Man, I can ride over glass, metal, branches and small children and these things are beast. One time this prick screamed out the window of a passing car, "get a car you fucking faggot" But, he got held up at a redlight and I pulled up next to him with a Joker grin and he looked like he was going to piss himself.  But, my all time favorite thing in the world is to get high, drop it into 2-1 and cruise very very slowly. Also, I don't wear a helmet or a gay outfit.

I like this. I pass people at lights all the time. I only ride vintage, my AMF Pursuit from the 70's and my Azuki Sebring from the 80's.

And definitely fuck spandex and helmets.

If you wear a helmet while riding a bicycle, you give too much of a fuck

[Ninja]

If you wear a helmet while riding a bicycle, you give too much of a fuck

That's what I'm saying.  Around here, all the cyclists wear helmets and gay ass looking spandex outfits and they have top of the line bikes and shit.  I cruise around wearing a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops. 

[bling bling]

i cruis while smoking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[bling bling]

i got the drinks holder u know the bottle holder and i put a bong in it

[Ninja]

i got the drinks holder u know the bottle holder and i put a bong in it

Hell yeah, smoking weed and cruising is the best thing in the world, especially on a warm, sunny day.

You just gave me an awesome idea.  I wanna hook up a vaporiser to my bike, so I can just cruise down the road puffing on a tube.

[joe camel]

I used to ride my bike to work every day, 14 miles round trip through the worst part of town. I miss it a lot actually. I stopped when one night i was coming down this giant hill right before my house and my front tire popped. That was not fun.

[constantinople]

Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins

I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.

Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.

[Montane]

i got the drinks holder u know the bottle holder and i put a bong in it

Hell yeah, smoking weed and cruising is the best thing in the world, especially on a warm, sunny day.

You just gave me an awesome idea.  I wanna hook up a vaporiser to my bike, so I can just cruise down the road puffing on a tube.

It is so good to hear it

[joe camel]

Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins

I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.

Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.

Wtf do you even do in texas?

[komokazi]

Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins

I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.

Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.

I disagree, it depends on where you live. I used to live downtown here in Austin, but now I'm about 5 miles from downtown. A bike is all I need, I sometimes hit the bus if it's on a quick schedule (the MetroRapid runs every 15 minutes and is fast as fuck). 

[constantinople]

Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins

I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.

Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.

I disagree, it depends on where you live. I used to live downtown here in Austin, but now I'm about 5 miles from downtown. A bike is all I need, I sometimes hit the bus if it's on a quick schedule (the MetroRapid runs every 15 minutes and is fast as fuck).

Yeah but downtown Austin is a lot different than suburban Houston. Things are wayyyy more spread out you know? I'm not up for relying on buses to get to far away places. They don't let you smoke mad blunts in those.

Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins

I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.

Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.

Wtf do you even do in texas?

whateva you want, you know?

[bling bling]

i got the drinks holder u know the bottle holder and i put a bong in it

Hell yeah, smoking weed and cruising is the best thing in the world, especially on a warm, sunny day.

You just gave me an awesome idea.  I wanna hook up a vaporiser to my bike, so I can just cruise down the road puffing on a tube.

today i wrode past a PCSO and i had like 3 gram of hash on me lol wtf u gonna do take my finger prints well u cant because i aint got none caus im too dam smart im t2oo dam intelligent

[bling bling]

i also picked up like 5 kilos of scrap iron just for teh lulz

[komokazi]

For the lulz or the crack rock?