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Offline Montane

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« on: October 10, 2014, 02:32:06 am »
I hate when I'm cruisin' at a steady 25mph on my road bike and some doucher on a mountain bike pulls out in front, thinking they're all that on their thousand dollar piece of crap, pedaling their heart out to go fast, but I'm just cruising, I'm like, "Dude, just chill out, let me roll on by."

I dunno, I'm drunk.

I want my BMX bike workin again
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2014, 02:18:33 pm »
lol i go more faster on my mountain bike thatn ur faggot mobile

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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2014, 06:24:32 pm »
Yo wish homeslice. My 1980's Azuki smokes everything I've come across, and this town is loaded with various cycles
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2014, 06:25:47 pm »
fo0r realll nigger??

i got a six shooter and a bike named trigger

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2014, 06:29:55 pm »
Word up
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2014, 08:03:53 pm »
I'd like to see your bike built to be light and do tricks is so much faster than my bike meant for climbing fucking mountains.

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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2014, 11:20:21 pm »
Mountains are vastly different from roads
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2014, 12:27:46 am »
I hate when faggots ride bikes in the middle of the road. Pedal faster before i hit you in the face with a bottle
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2014, 12:40:24 am »
Now I feel bad, I can barely ride 25. But then, I just started biking again after 3-4 years, and I was never serious about it before.
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2014, 12:41:53 am »
Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2014, 12:42:35 am »
fo0r realll nigger??

i got a six shooter and a bike named trigger

Your from Sheffield

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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2014, 12:47:44 am »
Can someone tell me what the fascination for ridng bikes on the road is? If only your parents loved you, they would have told you not to play in the road. For real though, if you want to ride a bike, go on trails and bike paths and stop blocking traffic  you asshole. I cant help but flip off and scream at bikers i pass on the road, and i hope someone cool enough drives by and opens a door on your bitch ass.
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2014, 01:15:26 am »
In a lot of places, it's actually illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk. Between risking a ticket, dodging pedestrians, and a bumpy fucking surface that hurts your ass after a while, riding in the street is often the better option. And if I hold up traffic, well, they shouldn't have gotten rid of the bike lanes in favor of in-the-street parking.

FYI, I'm from Detroit, where the city (and the suburbs) seem to be actively designed to be hostile to anyone not in a car. You can't pass through fucking Bloomfield without actually riding in the street on Woodward, and god forbid you're trying to go somewhere in the city, even the buses won't stop in city limits, because fuck you for being poor. Fuck Oakland county for slashing 13 million from bus funding, and fuck GM for buying the rail line and tearing it up so you have to buy their shitty cars to get anywhere. And fuck the AG for only fining them $50,000 for it.
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2014, 01:17:00 am »
In a lot of places, it's actually illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk. Between risking a ticket, dodging pedestrians, and a bumpy fucking surface that hurts your ass after a while, riding in the street is often the better option. And if I hold up traffic, well, they shouldn't have gotten rid of the bike lanes in favor of in-the-street parking.

FYI, I'm from Detroit, where the city (and the suburbs) seem to be actively designed to be hostile to anyone not in a car. You can't pass through fucking Bloomfield without actually riding in the street on Woodward, and god forbid you're trying to go somewhere in the city, even the buses won't stop in city limits, because fuck you for being poor. Fuck Oakland county for slashing 13 million from bus funding, and fuck GM for buying the rail line and tearing it up so you have to buy their shitty cars to get anywhere. And fuck the AG for only fining them $50,000 for it.

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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2014, 01:30:30 am »
I hate when I'm cruisin' at a steady 25mph on my road bike and some doucher on a mountain bike pulls out in front, thinking they're all that on their thousand dollar piece of crap, pedaling their heart out to go fast, but I'm just cruising, I'm like, "Dude, just chill out, let me roll on by."

I dunno, I'm drunk.

I want my BMX bike workin again

you sound like a prick... but i will bite. I ride a hybrid, and it only cost 300... I like pedaling my heart out because I enjoy the workout, you pretentious twat. mountain bikes rock you can go on different terrain. I actually just got a new tube for my front tire so I'm back in business, I probably went on a ten mile ride. It was fun
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