The last time (a few months ago) I saw a health professional about something psychiatric (I was trying to get off heroin, and managed to do it on my own, no thanks to them) I was telling them about my cannabis use (because who gives a fuck when you're trying to get clean from heroin? this is California after all), and because of their total ignorance of what anything fucking meant or any idea how cannabis works they wrote on my medical record that I smoke roughly eight ounces of weed a day. Oh yes. God yes, I wish I had enough money or lung power to smoke that much fucking weed.
Fuck.