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Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« on: October 07, 2014, 03:41:52 pm »
Stopped at a gas station and this homeless guy said "hey man can you spare some change I really need a beer" I asked him what he liked and he said high life so I told him I'd hook him up. I bought that dude a 12 pack lol he wouldn't stop thanking me.

Noone should be with beer ever lol
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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2014, 03:51:14 pm »
Atleast he was honest... Was just talking to this guy across the street the other night about the pan handlers in this city. Guy was begging for money for "gas." The guy gave him $10 and an hour later guy was still standing there.

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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2014, 03:56:15 pm »
A few years ago I locked my keys in the car at a gas station and there just happened to be a locksmith there who walked by and saw what happened.  He quickly got the door open, and as we made small talk he mentioned that he was just going to buy some beer.  He refused my offers of payment for his help, but I asked him what beer he drank and then I insisted on buying him a case. 
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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2014, 04:07:24 pm »
Atleast he was honest... Was just talking to this guy across the street the other night about the pan handlers in this city. Guy was begging for money for "gas." The guy gave him $10 and an hour later guy was still standing there.

That's why I did it because he was honest. I had some guy on Christmas Eve saying he needed a bottle and I bought that fucker a half gallon of jack daniels lol

Fuck sobriety!
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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2014, 04:10:44 pm »
What would you feel like if, later, one of those presumably homeless dudes got all fucked up and decided to steal a car, and then was so drunk he killed someone, or multiple people, in a DUI accident? 
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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2014, 04:12:13 pm »
What would you feel like if, later, one of those presumably homeless dudes got all fucked up and decided to steal a car, and then was so drunk he killed someone, or multiple people, in a DUI accident?

Lol you know I never thought of it like that I can imagine it now me turning on the news and seeing it being like WHOA lol
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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2014, 04:13:28 pm »
Or what if he got all drunk as fuck, then beat some other homeless dude with the bottle until the top of his skull flaps up and his brain swells up and out of his head like slimy cotton candy?
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2014, 04:14:49 pm »
Buying bums booze=bad, better buy bread, bro.
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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2014, 02:38:16 am »
Who gives two shits who dies if you don't know them personally?

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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2014, 03:02:27 am »
Damn, beggers can't be choosers. That bum should be lucky you didn't give him sewer water in a Styrofoam cup with "beer" crudely scribed on it nonetheless high life lol.

Good deed indeed sir.

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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2014, 03:22:54 am »
Stopped at a gas station and this homeless guy said "hey man can you spare some change I really need a beer" I asked him what he liked and he said high life so I told him I'd hook him up. I bought that dude a 12 pack lol he wouldn't stop thanking me.

Noone should be with beer ever lol

Yeah, i would thank/like the shit out of this post if I could, at least the dude was honest. Getting a 12 pack homeless is like getting a brand new Cadillac to him, good you op, if you ever find yourself not drunk or high in eastern in Kentucky just message me, you won't have those problems anymore.

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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2014, 04:01:55 am »
One time I went to kmart and saw this old lady sitting near the door, crying like she was just mugged. I asked her what the matter was, and she said she hasn't had any sexual activity in 30 years because she's all old and shriveled. So I smiled at her with an angelic expression, unzipped my fly and pulled out my dick and bukakked on her face. She let out the biggest smile i've ever seen and placed her hands together and said, "bless you, sir! Thank you so much!!! Bless you! You are a saint!!"

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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2014, 04:05:15 am »
'bukakked on her face'.... palm'

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Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2014, 04:20:12 am »
I did my good deed today by selling $200 of goods online.  Lovin it.