One time I went to kmart and saw this old lady sitting near the door, crying like she was just mugged. I asked her what the matter was, and she said she hasn't had any sexual activity in 30 years because she's all old and shriveled. So I smiled at her with an angelic expression, unzipped my fly and pulled out my dick and bukakked on her face. She let out the biggest smile i've ever seen and placed her hands together and said, "bless you, sir! Thank you so much!!! Bless you! You are a saint!!"