How to feel better after eating ramen

[mojo4567]

I feel like scum cause I ate shrimp ramen and actually kinda liked it so I ate another. I feel like praying to jeebus for forgiveness now.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I posted at zoklet about how I was eating one of those cup o' noodles, a chicken one, and at the bottom all this brown stuff settled.  As I drank the broth, the last sip was all of that brown stuff.   I figured it would be flavorful, you know, because I noticed that those brown things were specks in the broth before I put the water in. I expected intense chicken flavor.  Instead, it tasted just like dirt.  Like dirt off of the ground. 

[bling bling]

make egg

[unbreakable matter]

When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

[mojo4567]

When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

Some kid eats dry ramen on the bus. I dont get you dry noodles pwople. Probs dont use lube either

[ph0x]

When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

My ex bf did that.

[constantinople]

When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

My ex bf did that.

always knew you were a faggot.

[ph0x]

When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

My ex bf did that.

always knew you were a faggot.

How the fuck did you not know, I was always open about it.

[bling bling]

When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

Some kid eats dry ramen on the bus. I dont get you dry noodles pwople. Probs dont use lube either

1 time i ate a pot noodle on a bus so but i wasnt even that hungry so i threw it out the window then the bus driver called be a prick and sent me off the bus

[RisiR]

When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

Oh come on, dude. Stop giving me so much fodder.

[Infinityshock]

I feel like scum cause I ate shrimp ramen and actually kinda liked it so I ate another. I feel like praying to jeebus for forgiveness now.

Youre nuts. Those things are good...I eat them all the time.  Theyre cheap, too

[kroz]

i used to love ramen, but now it taste gross to me. In jail its rad though

[Infinityshock]

i used to love ramen, but now it taste gross to me. In jail its rad though

Yea...better than jail food

[kroz]

i like chili dog tuesdays though

[kroz]

yes its called, asshole buddies

 By the mid-1970s "Asshole Buddies" had lost its primarily military connotation and became a slang term, more commonly used in the American South than in other regions, to denote two very close male friends who have come to know each other intimately, though not necessarily sexually. Even if they are having sex, they may nonetheless identify as straight.