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Offline theKit

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I figured it out
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:51:21 pm »
The Biblical depiction of the world before and after the flood is true. When we think of the story we think 'Ok the world flooded, everything died and then the water went away everything back to normal' WRONG. We lost a shit ton of land mass. Our continents used to be fucking huge, the water levels never went back to pre flood levels. Dinosaurs? Those are fucking fish monsters and their reconstruction is probably all fucking wrong.
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Offline RisiR

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Re: I figured it out
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 10:11:06 pm »
Yea dude, you've totally figured it out.  :tup:
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Re: I figured it out
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2014, 04:57:41 pm »
Nonsense. The story of the flood is a symbol, not an historical event. The flood prefigures the Baptism that Jesus will give to his church as a tool for salvation.
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Re: I figured it out
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2014, 05:00:24 pm »
ITT: Assumptions.
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Re: I figured it out
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2014, 05:38:32 pm »
Although there are still many controversies regarding the consistency of dinosaur like rather if it's feather or not, or what is the lifestyle and habitat of them, most dinosaur that are believed to be land animal are indeed land animal.

This can be verified with a matching footprint fossils, the location of the fossils, and the depth and the component of fossilized rock they are being excavated.

So, saying a dinosaurs is a fish is rather incorrect unless what you meant is their ancestor since every complex animal in land evolve from the sea.
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Re: I figured it out
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2014, 03:25:29 pm »
Quote from: Built To Last on September 28, 2014, 04:57:41 pm
Nonsense. The story of the flood is a symbol, not an historical event. The flood prefigures the Baptism that Jesus will give to his church as a tool for salvation.

Bullshit. The story of the flood is found in over 600 ancient cultures from every continent on earth.
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Re: I figured it out
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2014, 03:43:12 pm »
Quote from: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 03:25:29 pm
Quote from: Built To Last on September 28, 2014, 04:57:41 pm
Nonsense. The story of the flood is a symbol, not an historical event. The flood prefigures the Baptism that Jesus will give to his church as a tool for salvation.

Bullshit. The story of the flood is found in over 600 ancient cultures from every continent on earth.
This. It's just not on group of people claiming there was a flood. But I don't think we will really ever find out.
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Re: I figured it out
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2014, 02:00:35 am »
...where do dinosaurs come into play? Any flood event in human history would have happened tens of millions of years after their extinction.

But yea man, fish monsters. :cosby:
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Re: I figured it out
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2014, 02:07:49 am »
Interesting, I didnt know the flood has been refrenced anywhere but the bible.
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