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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2014, 07:43:52 pm »
Skoal long cut is aight
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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2014, 08:20:23 pm »
I don't understand why chewing tobacco isn't illegal.  It's a disgusting habit.

probably, because things shouldn't be illegal based on your feelings.
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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2014, 09:02:51 pm »
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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2014, 11:06:21 pm »
I don't understand why chewing tobacco isn't illegal.  It's a disgusting habit.

Smoking is twice as disgusting

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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2014, 08:08:00 pm »
When I was in high school there was a hallway that I would not walk into.  It was where all the auto classes were held, and while it was really great that our school even offered classes like that soooo many of those students would use chewing tobacco and they didn't give a fuck.  Spat their nasty gross black spit all over the walls and floor.  I felt bad for the ceramics classes because they shared that hallway.  Part of it was concrete and part was carpet, but they didn't discriminate.

Not good if you're wanting to walk in the area.  Especially for me, because I was barefoot quite a bit at school.  Ugh.

Stuff should be illegal just because it's gross.  Makes me actually sick to my stomach to see someone spit up a gross glob of black/brown stuff.


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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2014, 08:17:54 pm »
You are gross. You should be illegal.
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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2014, 10:09:25 pm »
I was barefoot quite a bit at school.

Stuff should be illegal just because it's gross.


Most peoples' feet are gross, so should walking barefoot at school be illegal?

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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2014, 07:51:22 pm »
It's true, skoal is shitty. Even longhorn gives me a better buzz than that weakass excuse for chew.

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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2014, 10:56:42 pm »
I was barefoot quite a bit at school.

Stuff should be illegal just because it's gross.


Most peoples' feet are gross, so should walking barefoot at school be illegal?

People's feet aren't gross.  Walking barefoot is natural.


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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2014, 11:22:02 pm »
So is chewing tobacco, a lot more natural than youre stinky mulatto bitch feet
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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2014, 11:33:07 pm »
This pocha has white feet.  Guess you meant mulatto from the dirt?  I wash them every day!  And apply liberal amounts of lotion.


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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2014, 11:44:22 pm »
Maybe we could meet up sometime
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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2014, 11:58:49 pm »
Skoal berry flavors are just fucking ridiculous and gross. I used to enjoy Grizzly Wintergreen but dropped it for Copenhagen Original. That shit was tight. But Redman destroys all competition.
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Re: Skoal sucks
« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2014, 11:43:07 pm »
I was barefoot quite a bit at school.

Stuff should be illegal just because it's gross.


Most peoples' feet are gross, so should walking barefoot at school be illegal?

People's feet aren't gross.  Walking barefoot is natural.

What I was saying is that different people have different opinions of what is gross. Laws shouldn't be based on opinions.