Global Site Drama Thread

[RisiR]

Are you sometimes afraid of ghosts when you lay in your bed all alone in the darkness?

[Bart the General]

Not really, I do hate sleeping alone though and it bugs me sometimes going to sleep without a girl next to me, when I got here on HA from rehab I would get really paranoid at night at check the windows all night like a crackhead if my GF wasn't with me inb4prisonraepjoke

[Bart the General]

this place is boring and giving me diminishing returns Im gonn a fdp; dpomethjing helsec firfv azx while

[RisiR]

Tell me more about your girlfriend.

[Bart the General]

My ex GF at the time was a thin haired hairdressing skank who literally wore a weave, predominantly wore black and her pussy never smelled particularly good but you get used to it. At first she would let me take her car and always wanted to do stuff but then she started using my house arrest against me because she's a manipulative cunt. She had good taste in music though and turned me onto some good stuff. Broke up with her over a year ago, obsessed about her for a bit and made threads about it but stopped caring after I could clear my head. I've talked to her briefly since but never hung out with her for fear she eats my soul. Fuck you for making me describe/think about her you filthy piece of shit I almost deleted this whole post

[RisiR]

My ex GF at the time was a thin haired hairdressing skank who literally wore a weave, predominantly wore black and her pussy never smelled particularly good but you get used to it. At first she would let me take her car and always wanted to do stuff but then she started using my house arrest against me because she's a manipulative cunt. She had good taste in music though and turned me onto some good stuff. Broke up with her over a year ago, obsessed about her for a bit and made threads about it but stopped caring after I could clear my head. I've talked to her briefly since but never hung out with her for fear she eats my soul. Fuck you for making me describe/think about her you filthy piece of shit I almost deleted this whole post

Quoted so it eats your fucking soul. 

[RisiR]

Do you think she thinks of you sometimes?

[millionsofdeadcats]

Do you think she thinks of you sometimes?

 

[-SpectraL]

totally nailed me, I'm not an ex con with a spinal injury on house arrest at muh mawmuh crib, I'm actually someone else who created an algorithm of catch phrases that popped out "what's your IQ?" and make fun of people for being different from my "internet persona."

Please tell me what this "internet persona" is. I literally had someone IRL read a thread on zoklet after googling something and know it was me although I did narrow who I was down to about 600,000 or so people. Epic persona

Sooo.. you're saying your Snoopy?

[mizled]

Fuuuck..

Do you two even lift?

[RisiR]

I actually do. 8-)

[Lanny]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, are other threads getting merged in or what?

[mizled]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, are other threads getting merged in or what?

Wouldn't that be dramatic?

[constantinople]

I would like everyone to know that HB will be a FREE SANCTUARY for ALL shitposting. Although bestiality is pretty looked down upon. Fucking suburbanites.

[Arnox]

Also how can you give people shit for being inactive

What? When did I ever insinuate that?

Also, when I started bitching about the cp spam, I was told to 'just let it be' and let the moderators handle it. 

I hate 'reporting' people anyway, I did it during the cp spam more than once, and I am probably not going to do it anymore.  'Let it be' is my new mantra.

Dude, you've been holding onto this same thing I've said for so long and have taken it out of context to boot. I told you that paying attention to the avoyel site was pointless and listed many reasons as to why. I told you to let the site go and "report it, and let the staff take care of it all for you."