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Offline equanimity

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How to get spiders out of the home?
« on: September 25, 2014, 02:39:42 am »
Without killing them, looking at them or getting near them? :(


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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2014, 02:45:33 am »
There's really not much to do other than remove their food supply if you want a no kill option.

A plastic cup and a sheet of paper works on even the most badass spiders... Like this fishing spider:
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Think of it this way: You're just a tupperware container away from a new pet! ;D
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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2014, 02:52:40 am »
Yeh spiders kill all the other, worse bugs, like centipedes and shit.
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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2014, 02:55:30 am »
Now I can't even go into my bathroom wtf.  I need to finish preparing for bed :'(


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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2014, 03:32:06 am »
There's really not much to do other than remove their food supply if you want a no kill option.

A plastic cup and a sheet of paper works on even the most badass spiders... Like this fishing spider:
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Think of it this way: You're just a tupperware container away from a new pet! ;D


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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2014, 10:41:25 pm »
Without killing them, looking at them or getting near them? :(

Find someone else to do it

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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2014, 10:44:05 pm »
Hey equeiniimininanimininititty, how's this for a spider?  It was living in my computer tower.





quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2014, 10:51:30 pm »
I fished one out of the pool the other day whos body was bigger than that quarter

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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2014, 11:03:26 pm »
I hate spiders, even though I try not to.  It's one of those things you can understand intellectually (spiders are a hugely important piece of the giant nature puzzle!) but then no.  I hate them.


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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2014, 11:05:59 pm »
Get a pet spider

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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2014, 11:06:53 pm »
Fuck that.  I would never get any sleep.


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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2014, 11:17:38 pm »
I fished one out of the pool the other day whos body was bigger than that quarter

There are spiders in the woods here with leg spread as big as my hand.  The one in the picture is the biggest one I have ever seen in my house, though.
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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2014, 11:25:50 pm »
I fished one out of the pool the other day whos body was bigger than that quarter

There are spiders in the woods here with leg spread as big as my hand.  The one in the picture is the biggest one I have ever seen in my house, though.

There arw spiders here called 'banana spiders' that get huge

My first meeting with one was when i was a little kid running thru the woods and face planted right into one and its web

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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2014, 11:26:13 pm »
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Re: How to get spiders out of the home?
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2014, 11:27:34 pm »
I tried to catch that spider in the picture with my hand but it was too fast so I slapped it with a 'ted nugents greatest hits' CD case.  It fucking ran away, but the next day I found it dead in the middle of my living room.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote