Suicidal thoughts

[RisiR]

Hmm you don't gotta ban him I guess.  Just change his name to uh...

millionsofcuddlycats

Oh gods... The temptation is too much. I give in.

But you didn't accept the deal between Finny and me? I'm disappoint, son. Like whoa.

[John Smith]

You're Zek, correct?

NO!

Unfortunately, those who have had a suicide attempt are allegedly 100 times more likely than the general population to have a successful suicide attempt in their lifetime.

Honestly, you're probably to much of wreck and are pretty much a lost cause.

I'd read that, too.  Kind of scary.  Factor in the suicides in my family too, and it's all ugh.  Kinda think maybe I'm destined for suicide.

Bizarre, you seemed to have so many similarities. Who are you then and where do you come from?

I too would have destined for suicide without radical intervention. Consider trying an MAOI: www.psychotropical.com

[Arnox]

omg we need a thanks button so hard.  i love you arnox.

this is a win for the good guys! xD

Yes... His name is so cute and wonderful now.

[RisiR]

As entertaining as it would be to accept this deal or others like it, the staff will not be making these kinds of deals with its members at all.

As staff members, when it comes to our jobs, we cannot afford to mess and screw around. We cannot get mixed up in these sorts of things. Instead, we have to be that guy nobody likes. Like the police officers that have to come over and break up a house party because of several noise complaints. Like a dad who tells his kids that they need to eat their vegetables or else they don't get to smoke their daily allowance of crack.

We have to be model posters, above any and all drama and politics that may arise on the forum, and part of doing that means we can't make such deals as this with other members.

FAKE AND GAY! 

[Rowan]

Had an aunt who after suffering crippling headaches and back problems for many years (more than 10) successfully committed suicide. She had spent at least the last 10 years of her life undergoing rigorous testing and constant medical care and nothing could ease the pain. The headaches were so bad they would nearly blind her and caused her terrible vomiting. Even the specialists were giving up hope they would find a solution for her. After her 3rd attempt she managed to end her life, the family was devastated but we all understood that there is only so much pain a person could endure. She was in her mid 50's with 3 young grandchildren. Although I am not promoting suicide in any manner I think that many people misunderstand it. People do not kill themselves to end their lives. They do it to end their pain.

[equanimity]

omg we need a thanks button so hard.  i love you arnox.

this is a win for the good guys! xD

Yes... His name is so cute and wonderful now.

You've done a good thing today.  Cats the world over would be appreciative, if they knew how to read and could post on internet forums.

[Arnox]

FAKE AND GAY! 

It wasn't a deal. It was a request.

You've done a good thing today.  Cats the world over would be appreciative, if they knew how to read and could post on internet forums.

Mmmmmmmm... It was. And- Wait, what's going on here? What? What have I done?

[equanimity]

Had an aunt who after suffering crippling headaches and back problems for many years (more than 10) successfully committed suicide. She had spent at least the last 10 years of her life undergoing rigorous testing and constant medical care and nothing could ease the pain. The headaches were so bad they would nearly blind her and caused her terrible vomiting. Even the specialists were giving up hope they would find a solution for her. After her 3rd attempt she managed to end her life, the family was devastated but we all understood that there is only so much pain a person could endure. She was in her mid 50's with 3 young grandchildren. Although I am not promoting suicide in any manner I think that many people misunderstand it. People do not kill themselves to end their lives. They do it to end their pain.

Very good post.

[RisiR]

FAKE AND GAY! 

It wasn't a deal. It was a request.

Arnox....

You have no idea what you've done.

[equanimity]

FAKE AND GAY! 

It wasn't a deal. It was a request.

You've done a good thing today.  Cats the world over would be appreciative, if they knew how to read and could post on internet forums.

Mmmmmmmm... It was. And- Wait, what's going on here? What? What have I done?

FAKE AND GAY! 

It wasn't a deal. It was a request.

Arnox....

You have no idea what you've done.

Chill the fuck out.  It's jokes, and fun.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I am so glad mmmmquestions was not here to see this.

[equanimity]

I am so glad mmmmquestions was not here to see this.

We'll be sure to invite him next time.

Oh man, I've been spamming this lame thread all day.  Don't have a life after getting out of the hospital and deciding to quit school in favor of suicide.  It's threads like this that make me hate my post count.

[Arnox]

You tricked me and hypnotized me with your charms. D: How could you?

[equanimity]

You tricked me and hypnotized me with your charms. D: How could you?

[RisiR]

This is not over.