Places to hold underage drinking party

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

modc summed it up well and all I'd like to add as a possible alternative is to party in your town's underground sewer system.

Ah fuck you missed the cat story from earlier.  RisiR (You like that capitalization huh faggot) got to hear it.

you seem to be insinuating that the story is no longer readable, is this so?

[millionsofdeadcats]

you seem to be insinuating that the story is no longer readable, is this so?

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1885.msg23013#msg23013

[mojo4567]

modc summed it up well and all I'd like to add as a possible alternative is to party in your town's underground sewer system.

I would get negative poontang tho. itd be a legendary suasgefest party though.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

you seem to be insinuating that the story is no longer readable, is this so?

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1885.msg23013#msg23013

well that's not as bad as I was expecting. at least it was still being cute and you didn't harm it any further.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

modc summed it up well and all I'd like to add as a possible alternative is to party in your town's underground sewer system.

I would get negative poontang tho. itd be a legendary suasgefest party though.

apparently you're not familiar with sewer bitches

[millionsofdeadcats]

You need to make friends with a farmer.  Had some legendary farm parties.  When I lived in the city, like MQ said, we pretty much had to huddle in abandoned houses, train tunnels, and stuff like that.

[millionsofdeadcats]

well that's not as bad as I was expecting. at least it was still being cute and you didn't harm it any further.

If you read my stories closely, I, personally, don't go out of my way to harm animals unless I was hunting.  I do happen to see lots of dead and maimed ones, though, for some reason. 

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

I never see dead animals, and I'm ok with that. ah i mean I guess I see shit on the highway and whatever but so rarely do I see dead animals in town, especially cats or dogs. I've never even seen a dead dog and I've probably only seen like 2 or 3 dead cats.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I never see dead animals, and I'm ok with that. ah i mean I guess I see shit on the highway and whatever but so rarely do I see dead animals in town, especially cats or dogs. I've never even seen a dead dog and I've probably only seen like 2 or 3 dead cats.

When I was growing up we had hunting dogs and various other mongrel dogs around, and when they died, it was my job to bury them.  This one summer one of the dogs got loose and got hit by a car and so we threw it on a tarp in the backyard and it sat there for 3 days in the sun before I could be done with school/church/chores enough to spend half the day digging a hole.  The smell of the decaying blood as I dragged that tarp 3/4ths an acre to the back fence, I will never forget. 

[mojo4567]

I did that except it was a human body and I threw it in a construction pit in compton.

[RisiR]

I did that except it was a human body and I threw it in a construction pit in compton.

Quoted for evidence.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I did that except it was a human body and I threw it in a construction pit in compton.

Quoted for evidence.

I would pay to see him try to drag a body on a tarp all by himself.  The tarp rips, every fucking time. 

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

I never see dead animals, and I'm ok with that. ah i mean I guess I see shit on the highway and whatever but so rarely do I see dead animals in town, especially cats or dogs. I've never even seen a dead dog and I've probably only seen like 2 or 3 dead cats.

When I was growing up we had hunting dogs and various other mongrel dogs around, and when they died, it was my job to bury them.  This one summer one of the dogs got loose and got hit by a car and so we threw it on a tarp in the backyard and it sat there for 3 days in the sun before I could be done with school/church/chores enough to spend half the day digging a hole.  The smell of the decaying blood as I dragged that tarp 3/4ths an acre to the back fence, I will never forget.

and this is why I personally feel we need

[1337looter]

Good call! how would I wire it up though and keep my car from running dry

your car has to be on so alternator can charge the battery

[Eli]

the woods is obviously the best answer for this