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Sex toys on the cheap
« on: June 01, 2014, 11:17:18 pm »
Well we all know how happy sex makes us, but we all know how boring using the same toys can be or even affording a sex toy in the first place, So I've started this thread to discuss cheaper or even better alternatives here i will started i had no dildos or anything cock size at the time but i found this can that was off the same size at just only 35p


As you can see it did the job


Please post idea's an pictures if you can

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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2014, 11:21:07 pm »
oh i forgot to add a wooden spoon makes a good spanking paddle
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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2014, 11:24:32 pm »
definitely.  not only are cheap items available at the store but assorted other items found around the house can be repurposed

baseball bats
various cleaning products botthels
pesticide cans
various childrens toys
firearms
pets
fishing bait
flashlights.  plural
cell phones.  plural
flag poles (yes...i said a flag pole)
steering wheel part from a sunken sailboat

the list is endless...

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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2014, 11:25:00 pm »
oh i forgot to add a wooden spoon makes a good spanking paddle

only if youre disciplining a small child

man up.  use a 2x4

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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2014, 11:42:42 pm »
only if youre disciplining a small child


who says im not ?
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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2014, 11:49:36 pm »
oh

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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2014, 02:29:11 am »
What I thought I would see when I opened this thread:

What I thought after I opened it:

What I think now:
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2014, 09:30:11 am »
I have no problems taking your money what service would you like
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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2014, 10:50:42 am »
Shifter from a car. My ex thought I was kidding, it was the shift knob off a DSM.

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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2014, 02:03:03 pm »
^that sounds hot as fuck.

my last shift knob wasn't dildo shaped at all, but I put a factory one back on...even though its not perfect, it should be better.

but as I'm a small motherfucker, I primarily date small girls...none of which have been able to pull it off
Ill give you a hands-free prostate exam with the same instrument I use as a tongue depressor


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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2014, 08:25:15 pm »
^that sounds hot as fuck.

my last shift knob wasn't dildo shaped at all, but I put a factory one back on...even though its not perfect, it should be better.

but as I'm a small motherfucker, I primarily date small girls...none of which have been able to pull it off

It was... Needless to say it wasn't dildo shaped... And I'm about 5'6. She was 5'2... If you try hard enough either it works or a trip to the hospital... And she loses feeling in her vag forever. And the knob was my stocker when she did it, the aftermarket ones I got later would've been easier though.

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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2014, 04:42:10 pm »
All you really need is Electrical Tape. Place that shit over her nipples and some around the neck as a hot choker. Tape up wrists for light bondage...other places for medium bondage. Oppenheimer can tape his own junk up his arse!

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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2014, 06:18:56 pm »
I have no problems taking your money what service would you like

I want to have bum fun with you.

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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2014, 10:42:15 am »
I have no problems taking your money what service would you like

I want to have bum fun with you.

ok PM me your contact detail's and lets get the ball's rolling ;)
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Re: Sex toys on the cheap
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2014, 12:23:50 am »
Shifter from a car. My ex thought I was kidding, it was the shift knob off a DSM.

I have a chick that took the tow ball on my truck.  The larger 2 5/16" size one

Talented twat