Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.

[Shiva]

So in this novel, the main character has depression and is considering killing himself. What would be the quickest and most painless methods without use of a firearm?

Currently I'm considering writing in; jumping off an extremely tall building (20+ stories), getting run over by a train, chemical suicide of some sort.

[millionsofdeadcats]

So in this novel, the main character has depression and is considering killing himself. What would be the quickest and most painless methods without use of a firearm?

Currently I'm considering writing in; jumping off an extremely tall building (20+ stories), getting run over by a train, chemical suicide of some sort.

Search for 'exit bags'

[theKit]

Your character should totally stop being a pussy and then dedicate his life to assassinating North Korean leaders and smuggling innocents to China' instead of you know, being a pussy.

[Shiva]

Search for 'exit bags'

Oh yeah, thanks I'll do some research into that.

Your character should totally stop being a pussy and then dedicate his life to assassinating North Korean leaders and smuggling innocents to China' instead of you know, being a pussy.

Thanks for your contribution retard, go take your 16 year old advice elsewhere.

[Ninja]

Who wants to read a story about a main character who wants to off himself the whole time? 

[millionsofdeadcats]

Who wants to read a story about a main character who wants to off himself the whole time?

I would read a story about a main character who wants to off himself the whole time, but keeps failing, and gets progressively more maimed and desperate as the story progresses.....

[Rationahl]

More importantly who wants to read a thread with a bunch of retards wanting to kill themselves. This is like the third one I've seen. We all know you know how to do it, you just want attention, and I wish you'd just post it on Facebook or Twitter. It's fine you're incapable of living, Darwin has won, just go do it in a closet without bothering anyone

[millionsofdeadcats]

More importantly who wants to read a thread with a bunch of retards wanting to kill themselves. This is like the third one I've seen. We all know you know how to do it, you just want attention, and I wish you'd just post it on Facebook or Twitter. It's fine you're incapable of living, Darwin has won, just go do it in a closet without bothering anyone

Shit, just about every month there was a thread like this on zoklet, always a different poster.  At first I would be all like 'you pathetic fucking loser, buck up and stop being a little bitch' but now I pretty much just try to help them along.

[Matius]

Have him weld a steel pipe onto the trigger of a shotgun, and his plan will be to do a backflip through the stained glass window of a church during mass, and land with his feet on the pipe, thus blowing his head all over the attendance.

[constantinople]

[Rationahl]

Have him weld a steel pipe onto the trigger of a shotgun, and his plan will be to do a backflip through the stained glass window of a church during mass, and land with his feet on the pipe, thus blowing his head all over the attendance.

If he did it in a synagogue itd be better, theyd all start singing dradel dradel dradel as his head is spinning around

[Deviant]

More importantly who wants to read a thread with a bunch of retards wanting to kill themselves. This is like the third one I've seen. We all know you know how to do it, you just want attention, and I wish you'd just post it on Facebook or Twitter. It's fine you're incapable of living, Darwin has won, just go do it in a closet without bothering anyone

Shit, just about every month there was a thread like this on zoklet, always a different poster.  At first I would be all like 'you pathetic fucking loser, buck up and stop being a little bitch' but now I pretty much just try to help them along.

This. Half of them were new posters/most likely alts too. Remember Mr. 4g of Mephedrone? lol

I used to tell people to light charcoal grills in their cars