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Hey everyone!
« on: September 21, 2014, 07:23:48 am »
Dark rodent wants me to fly from north central indiana to meet him at kennedy hill pub in seffner florida.  I am supposed to ask for 'driveby'.  I guess he wants to meet me face to face for some reason.  He would be disappointed, though.  I am not as smooth and attractive as his everpresent youthful male companion, and I am not as nice as him, either. 
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: Hey everyone!
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2014, 07:25:55 am »
Secretly record it.

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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2014, 07:30:05 am »
Secretly record it.

Well, since we know that some guy named 'driveby' hangs out at the kennedy hill pub in seffner florida, and this guy is supposed to be 'dark rodent', we can get a picture of him and then laugh at his goofy saddam hussein-looking monkey face.  We can also do other stuff, now that we have a place and a name.  Well, not me, because that is not my style, but the dark rodent typed publicly for me to meet him at the kennedy hill pub in seffner florida and ask for driveby, so what can I do to stop anyone from doing whatever they want?
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: Hey everyone!
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2014, 07:35:43 am »
Secretly record it.

Well, since we know that some guy named 'driveby' hangs out at the kennedy hill pub in seffner florida, and this guy is supposed to be 'dark rodent', we can get a picture of him and then laugh at his goofy saddam hussein-looking monkey face.  We can also do other stuff, now that we have a place and a name.  Well, not me, because that is not my style, but the dark rodent typed publicly for me to meet him at the kennedy hill pub in seffner florida and ask for driveby, so what can I do to stop anyone from doing whatever they want?

Seffner has lots of pigs and gators.

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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2014, 07:39:34 am »
Seffner has lots of pigs and gators.

What, you gonna kill me now?  You couldn't fucking catch me if I was speedwalking, you geriatric motherfucker.  You couldn't shoot straight looking through those cataracts, and your young male lover doesn't have what it takes to get the job done. 
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2014, 07:40:57 am »
Seffner has lots of pigs and gators.

What, you gonna kill me now?  You couldn't fucking catch me if I was speedwalking, you geriatric motherfucker.  You couldn't shoot straight looking through those cataracts, and your young male lover doesn't have what it takes to get the job done.

What do pigs and gators have to do with killing?

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Re: Hey everyone!
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2014, 07:48:09 am »
What do pigs and gators have to do with killing?

Oh the innocent eye-blink.  You are such an unethical, fork-tongued dishonest passive aggressive faggot. 
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: Hey everyone!
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2014, 07:59:30 am »
What do pigs and gators have to do with killing?

Oh the innocent eye-blink.  You are such an unethical, fork-tongued dishonest passive aggressive faggot.


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Re: Hey everyone!
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2014, 09:52:39 am »

MODC.. even if he posts his personal info himself here, don't repost it. It's the better move. Just let him sink himself, and he absolutely will if you just hang back and wait for it.

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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2014, 02:29:33 pm »

MODC.. even if he posts his personal info himself here, don't repost it. It's the better move. Just let him sink himself, and he absolutely will if you just hang back and wait for it.

Are all the roofs fixed?

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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2014, 02:33:55 pm »

MODC.. even if he posts his personal info himself here, don't repost it. It's the better move. Just let him sink himself, and he absolutely will if you just hang back and wait for it.

I cannot avoid conflict, I am drawn to it like pigs n gators to chopped up body parts on some episode of 'sons of anarchy'.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2014, 02:43:40 pm »

MODC.. even if he posts his personal info himself here, don't repost it. It's the better move. Just let him sink himself, and he absolutely will if you just hang back and wait for it.

I cannot avoid conflict, I am drawn to it like pigs n gators to chopped up body parts on some episode of 'sons of anarchy'.

I'm beginning to understand your problem son. You watch to much TV. Why don't you go outside and play with the other boys.

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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2014, 02:49:17 pm »
I'm beginning to understand your problem son. You watch to much TV. Why don't you go outside and play with the other boys.

Says 'driveby' who posts pictures of himself and his young male companion in various settings and poses, yet dresses like a stereotypical 'biker' and alludes to 'gators n pigs' when someone hurts his feelings on the internet.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2014, 02:54:54 pm »
Great thread

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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2014, 03:02:23 pm »
I'm beginning to understand your problem son. You watch to much TV. Why don't you go outside and play with the other boys.

Says 'driveby' who posts pictures of himself and his young male companion in various settings and poses, yet dresses like a stereotypical 'biker' and alludes to 'gators n pigs' when someone hurts his feelings on the internet.

Driveby

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