Eh, when I tell someone that they suck at arguing and they post their address and tell me to come there and 'ask for driveby' what do you think that means?
I think it is hilarious and I am even considering the offer, but you will have to forgive me if I don't drop everything in my life right now, lose income, neglect my business, and fly 1000 miles because some old guy is enraged that I called him a starving wildebeest and said I was going to verbally predate on him. Get a grip.
As I have said, my PI is probably pretty easy to find. I don't hide and I don't lie about anything I have typed. Do some research, and then ask yourself if it is such a good idea to invite strangers from the internet to come visit you.
Or here's an idea. You claim to be coming into some money soon. Buy me a plane ticket, then, nigger. Unlike you, I have to sit here and tend to my affairs. I can't afford to be flying to florida on a whim to fuck with your dumb ass. I am not independently wealthy. I don't have time to be riding around on my 'hog' with my young male companion.