Internet Trolls Are Narcissists, Psychopaths, and Sadists

[millionsofdeadcats]

Alex Jones is Bill Hicks. Best conspiracy ever.

My favorite conspiracy theory is that steven hawking is a noncommunicative retard, or in extreme versions, an actual deceased mummy, and the 'powers that be' just program his keyboard to say whatever they want the masses to believe.

[astudioapartment]

I heard that his "guest appearances" on futurama was really just the voice recorder from an old computer

[Jedi Moped]

^ here's one of the fed trolls right here.. even pretended he was a girl for years to get in even tighter.. be warned

I have it good authority that you are a confidential human resource for the FBI.

http://www.fbi.gov/news/testimony/improving-our-confidential-human-source-program

[Ninja]

I don't consider myself a psychopath.  I merely have to think like a psychopath in order to defeat the psychopaths. 

[Lanny]

Watch that edge son, you might cut yourself

[-SpectraL]

Watch that edge son, you might cut yourself

Errrr... soooo.... you admit to being a federal agent troll all these years? Am I understanding you correctly, Lanny? (rhetorical questions alert!)

[Jedi Moped]

Watch that edge son, you might cut yourself

Errrr... soooo.... you admit to being a federal agent troll all these years? Am I understanding you correctly, Lanny? (rhetorical questions alert!)

Says the FBI rat.

[Ninja]

In all likelihood, this board is being run by the Feds.  Doesn't it make sense that if the Feds wanted to control the discourse that they would coop the very forum itself?

[Rowan]

Watch that edge son, you might cut yourself

Errrr... soooo.... you admit to being a federal agent troll all these years? Am I understanding you correctly, Lanny? (rhetorical questions alert!)

What the fuck does this even mean? These two posts are in NO WAY related to each other. Lay off the caffeine and get some sleep already, you're beginning to drool.

[-SpectraL]

Watch that edge son, you might cut yourself

Errrr... soooo.... you admit to being a federal agent troll all these years? Am I understanding you correctly, Lanny? (rhetorical questions alert!)

What the fuck does this even mean? These two posts are in NO WAY related to each other. Lay off the caffeine and get some sleep already, you're beginning to drool.

You have a hell of a lot to learn, son. The feds use cryptic and coded messages to warn you off when you get too close. That was one of 'em.

[Jedi Moped]

Watch that edge son, you might cut yourself

Errrr... soooo.... you admit to being a federal agent troll all these years? Am I understanding you correctly, Lanny? (rhetorical questions alert!)

What the fuck does this even mean? These two posts are in NO WAY related to each other. Lay off the caffeine and get some sleep already, you're beginning to drool.

You have a hell of a lot to learn, son. The feds use cryptic and coded messages to warn you off when you get too close. That was one of 'em.

Did they teach you to spot those signs in the FBI Confidential Human Resource Program?

[-SpectraL]

http://www.avoyel.net

[RisiR]

Dude, what?

[Jedi Moped]

http://www.avoyel.net

How much cash was in the envelope your handler gave you for helping bring that site down?

[RisiR]

Make a thread about it. What?