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Offline joe camel

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my girl just dumped me
« on: September 20, 2014, 02:29:01 am »
So now im drinking cheap liqour and plotting on a Molly and heroin binge. I really liked her too :( but now its back to being alone which really isnt so bad.  Suppose I'll text some slut buckets and see if i can get some ass or atleast head tonight.
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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2014, 02:34:00 am »
Try not to dwell on why she dumped you.  The reason she decided to herself that she didn't want to be with you anymore.  Why she doesn't want to see you every day, to be with you.  Why you aren't enough for her, and that probably for weeks every time she saw you she was thinking inside 'I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him'.  Don't think about the likelihood that she wanted to break up with you so she could go let other guys put their 'dick prints' all over her and taint her forever.  Don't beat yourself up over the knowledge that you just weren't enough for you sexually and that she needed something with more girth, probably a leering nigger.  Just try not to think about it.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2014, 02:38:36 am »
Try not to dwell on why she dumped you.  The reason she decided to herself that she didn't want to be with you anymore.  Why she doesn't want to see you every day, to be with you.  Why you aren't enough for her, and that probably for weeks every time she saw you she was thinking inside 'I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him'.  Don't think about the likelihood that she wanted to break up with you so she could go let other guys put their 'dick prints' all over her and taint her forever.  Don't beat yourself up over the knowledge that you just weren't enough for you sexually and that she needed something with more girth, probably a leering nigger.  Just try not to think about it.

Its all good bro i know she will be coming back for the dick cause i took her v card, and i ate her pussy too, plus i'm older than her all the guys around her age are sexually inexperienced. A molly and heroin binge is long overdue anyway.
Having a dookie is like being raped backwards by a dick of shit - Jamie "Fuck Constipation" Lee Curtis

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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2014, 02:40:17 am »
My only regret is turning down all the druhs and women i could of had when we were together.  I though it would last.
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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2014, 02:51:34 am »
Its all good bro i know she will be coming back for the dick cause i took her v card, and i ate her pussy too, plus i'm older than her all the guys around her age are sexually inexperienced. A molly and heroin binge is long overdue anyway.

Stay strong G
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2014, 02:58:23 am »
Its all good bro i know she will be coming back for the dick cause i took her v card, and i ate her pussy too, plus i'm older than her all the guys around her age are sexually inexperienced. A molly and heroin binge is long overdue anyway.

Stay strong G

U my nigga
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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2014, 03:09:43 am »
My dear friend, the world is at your beck and call.... Slap on your polyester leisure suit and big ass gold medallion and head out to the local discoteque!

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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2014, 03:12:11 am »
THIS IS AMERICA, GET SNAZZED UP AND GET DRUNK AND WALK DOWN THE STREET AND YELL AT PEOPLE

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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2014, 03:14:43 am »
Congratulations.  She gave you the opportunity to find a new piece of ass

Monogamy is highly over rated

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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2014, 03:16:09 am »
THIS IS AMERICA, GET SNAZZED UP AND GET DRUNK AND WALK DOWN THE STREET AND YELL AT PEOPLE

BBro im staying inside tonight. Maybe tomorrow.
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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2014, 03:17:25 am »
Congratulations.  She gave you the opportunity to find a new piece of ass

Monogamy is highly over rated

This is the best post i have ever seen from you. She was non white too.
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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2014, 03:20:54 am »
haha

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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2014, 03:33:54 am »
Don't feel so down. At least you got other women you can fuck for now.

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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2014, 03:34:55 am »
Congratulations.  She gave you the opportunity to find a new piece of ass

Monogamy is highly over rated

This is the best post i have ever seen from you. She was non white too.

Not only cant u get white ass...the non white ass dumps you

That has to be crushing to your self esteem

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Re: my girl just dumped me
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2014, 03:41:14 am »
Theres always tomorrow....Unless there isn't.