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Offline millionsofdeadcats

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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2014, 02:43:00 am »
Quote from: Matius on September 20, 2014, 02:39:40 am
That dudes got some kind of cock sucking luster I could never hope to achieve from simple cosmetics...

Maybe I am drunk now, too, but you are amusing the fuck out of me
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2014, 02:43:42 am »
Maybe you just want to be gummed by a camel...
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2014, 02:55:31 am »
Quote from: Matius on September 20, 2014, 02:43:42 am
Maybe you just want to be gummed by a camel...

No longer amused. 
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2014, 03:00:29 am »
Quote from: Matius on September 20, 2014, 02:43:42 am
Maybe you just want to be gummed by a camel...

By a camel you say ?
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2014, 03:01:31 am »
...So anyway, how am I gonna ugly this mug up?  I've but enough mileage on this motherfucker to make Johnny Cash look like Bobby Butnick....
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2014, 03:03:06 am »
Mess my name up...

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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2014, 03:03:08 am »
Quote from: Matius on September 20, 2014, 03:01:31 am
...So anyway, how am I gonna ugly this mug up?  I've but enough mileage on this motherfucker to make Johnny Cash look like Bobby Butnick....

Cheese grater /thread
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2014, 03:03:32 am »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:43:00 am
Quote from: Matius on September 20, 2014, 02:39:40 am
That dudes got some kind of cock sucking luster I could never hope to achieve from simple cosmetics...

Maybe I am drunk now, too, but you are amusing the fuck out of me

This thread need more grylls. Now he had a cock sucking luster.
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2014, 03:05:59 am »
Hate to end up like this poor sap.
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2014, 03:17:09 am »
Matius...your username rings a bell..anyways

You put your grandmother into a headlock?  Story time please
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2014, 03:41:02 am »
Quote from: mashleshmash on September 20, 2014, 03:17:09 am
Matius...your username rings a bell..anyways

You put your grandmother into a headlock?  Story time please

It was the only way she would stop biting down on it
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2014, 03:43:27 am »
Nay, twas an incident in my late teens staged as a joke.  Not everyone thought it as such.
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2014, 04:00:39 am »
Quote from: Matius on September 20, 2014, 03:43:27 am
Nay, twas an incident in my late teens staged as a joke.  Not everyone thought it as such.

Hah this guy really put his grandma in a headlock.  +1
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2014, 04:36:41 am »
This guy doesn't bullshit, whats the use...

I've viewed Saturn and caught a racoon with an oven mitt.
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Re: Alright, now I'm pissed
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2014, 04:59:49 am »
Whoa, maybe you should re-evaluate your life, you cocksucking piece of shit.
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