Alright, now I'm pissed

[Matius]

For 15 years I've been getting into bar fights, getting popped in the face with Romex while wiring houses, drinking and smoking, carousing, getting into rollover accidents, putting my grandma in a headlock, falling over a railing one story onto a bicycle, smashing my head on a foozball table, and getting mugged and pistol whipped, and I still look like John Stamos.

[Infinityshock]

For 15 years I've been getting into bar fights, getting popped in the face with Romex while wiring houses, drinking and smoking, carousing, getting into rollover accidents, putting my grandma in a headlock, falling over a railing one story onto a bicycle, smashing my head on a foozball table, and getting mugged and pistol whipped, and I still look like John Stamos.

Lick the business end of a weekwacker.

You're welcome

[Matius]

It tastes like sex!

Old sex.

[Infinityshock]

I said your face...not your asshole

[Matius]

You said your face?  I thought you said "I was alright, spider"

[millionsofdeadcats]

I said your face...not your asshole

He tastes with his asshole?

[Matius]

Whose asshole?

[millionsofdeadcats]

You fucking retards

Lick the business end of a weekwacker.

You're welcome

It tastes like sex!

Old sex.

I said your face...not your asshole

[Infinityshock]

Indeed

[Matius]

I don't technically own a weedwhacker, its my Uncle's.

[Infinityshock]

I don't technically own a weedwhacker, its my Uncle's.

Blame whomever you want. Someone was using it as a dildo

[millionsofdeadcats]

Ok back on topic....OP, you just need to keep sucking cocks and sooner or later your face will stretch out just how you want it.

[Matius]

Like Willem Defoe's??

[millionsofdeadcats]

Like Willem Defoe's??

Hah

[Matius]

That dudes got some kind of cock sucking luster I could never hope to achieve from simple cosmetics...