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Offline Dumpster Slut

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Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:59:32 am »
Fuck you Enter you fucking waste of life.
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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2014, 06:05:25 am »
I want to open up my pineal gland.
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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2014, 06:06:13 am »
Guide me, blessed one.
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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2014, 06:38:26 pm »
I was gonna be all hey I'm a Buddhist too but no

Cock monkey :(
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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2014, 07:03:32 pm »
Are you wearing underwear under your robes?
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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2014, 07:03:37 pm »
This is no way to speak to a superior entity.
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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2014, 12:18:54 am »
Quote from: Soso0 on September 19, 2014, 06:05:25 am
I want to open up my pineal gland.

penile gland?
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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2014, 12:31:36 am »
Quote from: Buggernaut on September 21, 2014, 12:18:54 am
Quote from: Soso0 on September 19, 2014, 06:05:25 am
I want to open up my pineal gland.

penile gland?
No... that's already wide open.
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Offline Lord hang man

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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2014, 11:40:01 pm »
Do you have any cool stories about training martial arts under the Buddha ?
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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2014, 11:51:39 pm »
Was it hard transitioning into the lifestyle?  How long have you been a monk?  In what ways has it been beneficial to you?  Detrimental?
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Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2014, 12:03:44 am »
And what lineage did you decide to join us with, and why?

I've kinda been flirting with the idea of becoming a nun for years now.  Probably won't ever but maybe.
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