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Offline Slave of the Beast

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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2014, 02:36:30 pm »
...have my ashes carried away with the wind.

My question is, how could I build a device that sets me on fire after I've knocked myself out with Nitrous Oxide. A timer?

I thought abot Thermite as the the stuff that shall burn me because I'm sure it will get the job done. How much of that would I need so that nothing of me is left?

Help much appreciated.

By my very rough calculations... assuming a 100% transfer of energy (never going to happen) during the highly exothermic thermite reaction it would take ~36 kgs of Fe/Al thermite just to boil off the water in a human with a mass of 80 kgs. And that's before you've reduced the flesh and bone to 'ash'. In all likelyhood you'd need a lot more thermite, exactly how much being dependent on several factors, e.g. if you want your ashes scattered then there's going to be a lot of heat lost due to a lack of confinement, significantly increasing the amount of thermite required. The thermite reaction is also very fast; it typically takes 2 or more hours to fully cremate a human body in a purpose-built kiln, due in part to the high heat capacity of water. Laying an average human on 50kgs of thermit is unlikely to do much more than just burn into that corpse by a few inches and, how to I put this... 'medium rare' cook the rest of it.

If it's scattered ash your after I suggest you just build a good big ol' fashioned funeral pyre, soaked in some accelerant and ignited by a time-delay fuse of your choice.

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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #31 on: October 31, 2014, 02:51:23 pm »
Thank you, Slave. Very interesting and simpler and cheaper, too.

I really wanted that thermite, though.
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2014, 04:18:08 pm »
im pretty sure when your sleeping (not in a coma state), you will wake up because of the pain or interruption in breathing almost always.

how about this ,just build a big balloon that will take you up high in the atmosphere either you would freeze to death and maybe burn to death in the high tempts in a certain part of the atmosphere
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2014, 04:32:59 pm »
Fuck balloons.

I don't now how to build a ballon that carries me into the atmosphere. Like at all.

Also, n2o anaesthesia is a comatose state.
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2014, 09:18:07 pm »
my new plan is to go out with a boom

to the station with a petrol can

5 poiunds pls i said to the man

all set up ready to burn

but the wheel on my lighter just wont turn

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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2014, 09:21:40 pm »
Why don't you slingshot yourself out of a window and fly into a volcano? Entertaining AND suicidal!
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #36 on: November 12, 2014, 12:37:00 am »
Here buddy this is what you need,anarchist use it to set fires.its simple enough


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Re: Suicide by Fire
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #38 on: November 12, 2014, 01:10:03 am »
Grow some goddamn balls, man up, and soak some clothes in diesel and gasoline. Put on Beethoven's ninth symphony, layer up the clothes, and light it up.

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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #39 on: November 12, 2014, 01:39:39 am »
Nonsense...dying in a fire is completely painless.  Watch some videos of people immolation (should be spelled emolating) themselves...theyre perfectly calm and content.  Pain free.

Take some xanax and ecstasy...then you'll have a really good time

I would be glad to help you with this.  I promise not to sexually abuse your corpse after the flames die down

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It's definitely not pain free.  After your nerve endings get burned but you're going to feel a lot of pain for at least 5 minutes.
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #40 on: November 12, 2014, 01:41:27 am »
It's definitely not pain free.  After your nerve endings get burned but you're going to feel a lot of pain for at least 5 minutes.

this ^^^

watch a few videos of people dying from immolation and you may just want to opt for a nice 'exit bag' instead
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #41 on: November 12, 2014, 01:41:35 am »
Brah you dont need fire, the only thing needed is booze
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #42 on: November 12, 2014, 01:42:25 am »
just od on heroin or something painless and blissful
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #43 on: November 12, 2014, 01:46:21 am »
just od on heroin or something painless and blissful

we have went through this ad nauseum

opioid and opiate OD's are not painless, matter of fact it sucks pretty fucking bad
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Re: Suicide by Fire
« Reply #44 on: November 12, 2014, 01:53:26 am »
just od on heroin or something painless and blissful

we have went through this ad nauseum

opioid and opiate OD's are not painless, matter of fact it sucks pretty fucking bad
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