I discovered a new plant?!?!

[Eli]

Ok so lemme describe this motherfucker...

Looks like grimace. yeah from the mcd crew. deep purple rubbery lookin body with bright red berries attached to it. has two leaves that split into three leaves. CANNTOT FIND ON INTERWEBZ

wtf is this? ONLy seen two in my whole life and that was when I was adventruing while i was high as fuck and though it was a spy cam that the govt put there. then i picked it. 

BTW i went and picked it when i was sober so yes it does exist in reality....try to get pics.

BTW im in MINNEsoda.

[SupremeGentleman]

Got a photo m8

[Eli]

I dont have a cell phone or digital camera.

ima simple man. but maybe I can borrow a cell phone and take a selfie of this shriveled up piece of plant matter that might be faintly recognizable

[Umbrella Corp]

Take a selfie?  You just outted yourself as a plant brah.

[SupremeGentleman]

I dont have a cell phone or digital camera.

ima simple man. but maybe I can borrow a cell phone and take a selfie of this shriveled up piece of plant matter that might be faintly recognizable

Glad to see there are still people staunch enough to boycott such technologies

[Eli]

I dont have a cell phone or digital camera.

ima simple man. but maybe I can borrow a cell phone and take a selfie of this shriveled up piece of plant matter that might be faintly recognizable

Glad to see there are still people staunch enough to boycott such technologies

And the funny thing is that Im 24...and went to college for IT tech.  I just cant believe the distraction these little devices have become. People need to use their phone as a PHONE and wander out in the woods sometime and just enjoy the earth.

[Eli]

Take a selfie?  You just outted yourself as a plant brah.

hmm maybe ill take a selfie with the plant?

[mashleshmash]

ok

[millionsofdeadcats]

Take it to your local agricultural extension office.  If they can't ID it, leave your contact info and see if they get back to you.  If they don't, call them.  The federal government is mostly fucking incompetent, but unless you find a botanist or some shit, IDK what other advice to give.

[RisiR]

Yea, this thread is useless without pictures. Could very well be a mutant if it was a single plant.

[Eli]

well im working on trying to get a fuckin pic of this thing up...its not easy these days. Plus im using Linux Mint so Idk what compatibility issues I might have

[Max Headroom]

probably datura

[millionsofdeadcats]

probably datura

Wrong, because....

bright red berries

[Eli]

It doesnt have any like flower leaves....just 2 stems that break into three leaves like a T...dont have the leaves tho just the main part. ugh fuckin cameras. ill have one up by tonight guys. really wanna figure this out.

[fanglekai]

Take pictures. Go to a local university. Ask a botanist there if there is one.