aggressive panhandling/salesman.

[baby raper]

i make near 30 an hour at walmart. i use a redneck accent. gas money...i been out here bout an hour aint no one been helpin.

[millionsofdeadcats]

This does work if one has no pride

[Ninja]

This does work if one has no pride

Pride?  Shit, if they're making $30 an hour they should have some pride.  That's a decent wage.  Besides, panhandlers get a bad rep.  They're just doing a job.  People want to feel as though they are helping others and by panhandling you are providing a valuable service to these people.

[baby raper]

i feel that i work in the charity industry.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Pride?  Shit, if they're making $30 an hour they should have some pride.  That's a decent wage.  Besides, panhandlers get a bad rep.  They're just doing a job.  People want to feel as though they are helping others and by panhandling you are providing a valuable service to these people.

I know what you are saying but it takes a special sort of person to stand there and smile with their hand out, while dressed all dirty and shit.  I am not knocking it, I am saying, one has to be impervious to others' judgement to do this as a moneymaker.

[Zanick]

I get that you can just dress homeless t get the look you need for this scam but to really pull it off as well as you say, you probably haven't visited a dentist in a long time.

[baby raper]

wtf i go out there like a solid white boy and present my car for an hour or so. i used to support a heroin habit off this shit but im clean now so i just eat good food and drink arrogant bastards off of the profits..

[baby raper]

u should see me selling windshield repair. they had me train someone and he quit.

[Ninja]

I get that you can just dress homeless t get the look you need for this scam but to really pull it off as well as you say, you probably haven't visited a dentist in a long time.

I just carry a baby doll around and tell people I need to buy formula for my baby!

[Infinityshock]

this is pathetic.  its your personality flaw that the universe needs to eradicate from the human gene pool

despite any excuses you think up to justify your begging, it is disgusting

[bling bling]

some smack head came up to me with his little suitcase full of dvds (mostly copies lmao) and tried to sale me dvds for ages

i said no and he tried doing this sob story on me like wtf nice try coming up and trying to intimidate me for ur diner monies huh ill gues ull have to starve to death then fag go break into cars like a normal person fukin cracky ppl lmao

he said he was just homeless but his eyes were pin pricks lmao

[baby raper]

this is pathetic.  its your personality flaw that the universe needs to eradicate from the human gene pool

despite any excuses you think up to justify your begging, it is disgusting

out of ten people i bet you couldnt make a sale. ur fuckin beta.

[bling bling]

out of ten people i bet you couldnt make a sale. ur fuckin beta.

u dont think i could make a sale????

[Infinityshock]

this is pathetic.  its your personality flaw that the universe needs to eradicate from the human gene pool

despite any excuses you think up to justify your begging, it is disgusting

out of ten people i bet you couldnt make a sale. ur fuckin beta.

Wouldnt is correct. 

Youre not selling anything,  you're scrounging.  The only way id give you money is if you offered to suck me off

[Cooking with Zyklon B]

As of late I've been one of those "human directionals" or sign spinners. The times when I'm posted off a highway there's pretty much a 90% chance that there's going to be one of those dejected looking panhandlers. At first I was rather discouraged watching some of those fuckers make more in an hour or two then I'd earn in wages for that day. One time when I had to do tricks for a Mattress Depot by Costco there was a mexican with his whole clan out there. His wife, and 4 kids, while he holds up a sign saying something to the effect of "just lost my job, anything helps etc."

I believe it took about 2 hours before someone called the cops. It was summer and something close to 90 degrees. None of his runts had water, were all loitering on top of the retaining wall made out of boulders, and no shade. I am consoled by the fact that we may both be holding up signs, but I still retain a degree of pride, and the show I put on draws attention away from them anyways.

I have yet to receive any cash tips, but I've been smoked out, given a beer or two, and one particular scorching sunday was woken up from my second hour and a half long nap (yea I got paid for shamming out of half my shift!) behind the nearby strip mall by a church goer who gave me some hotdogs and water. I miss that client/contract spot because it happened to be nearby my favorite local bev n smoke. I guess even slacking I did a pretty damned good job, helped sell all but 1 house in that particular housing area. Not to mention it's pretty gratifying to be recognized several cities away(the guy recognized me from Federal Way when I was bussing it home from Seattle at the Tukwila light link rail station)  as "that bearded badass white dude tearing it up with a sign."

Before anyone knocks what I do, take into consideration how chill I have it; I call to clock in, call to clock out (which I havn't done in months!) and I don't have a boss constantly breathing down my neck, sure on occasion a supervisor is supposed to drive by to make sure I'm there when I'm supposed to be. If I have the funds for it, I drink beer and smoke weed on my breaks. 85% of the time my boss gave me compliments on my tricks/routine, I was quite inebriated off one substance or another.