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my gf eats a lot of fast food, she farts on my dick , it's warm, and I like it because im a sicko fucko
The Inuits would frequently pee in eachothers butts for warmth. In fact this is the only reason they managed to survive and outlive Norsemen tribes in Greenland
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.
Quote from: stentor on September 18, 2014, 05:24:42 pmThe Inuits would frequently pee in eachothers butts for warmth. In fact this is the only reason they managed to survive and outlive Norsemen tribes in GreenlandReally?Hahaha...
When I wake up with morning wood, I'll tell you what, that shit is like I'm pressure washing the toilet. If I did that inside of a woman, I'm afraid of all the shit that might come out.
Confession : I always thought the "pee in the butt" thing was retarded.
Quote from: Ninja on September 18, 2014, 05:27:59 pmWhen I wake up with morning wood, I'll tell you what, that shit is like I'm pressure washing the toilet. If I did that inside of a woman, I'm afraid of all the shit that might come out.do it in the shower. she'll thank you for the deep colonic cleansing
Quote from: DiStOrTiOn on September 19, 2014, 04:24:07 amQuote from: Ninja on September 18, 2014, 05:27:59 pmWhen I wake up with morning wood, I'll tell you what, that shit is like I'm pressure washing the toilet. If I did that inside of a woman, I'm afraid of all the shit that might come out.do it in the shower. she'll thank you for the deep colonic cleansingTrue. But, there is just too much shit and piss involved for me.
Quote from: Ninja on September 19, 2014, 04:36:11 amQuote from: DiStOrTiOn on September 19, 2014, 04:24:07 amQuote from: Ninja on September 18, 2014, 05:27:59 pmWhen I wake up with morning wood, I'll tell you what, that shit is like I'm pressure washing the toilet. If I did that inside of a woman, I'm afraid of all the shit that might come out.do it in the shower. she'll thank you for the deep colonic cleansingTrue. But, there is just too much shit and piss involved for me.it's only smellz.
Quote from: DiStOrTiOn on September 19, 2014, 04:56:22 amQuote from: Ninja on September 19, 2014, 04:36:11 amQuote from: DiStOrTiOn on September 19, 2014, 04:24:07 amQuote from: Ninja on September 18, 2014, 05:27:59 pmWhen I wake up with morning wood, I'll tell you what, that shit is like I'm pressure washing the toilet. If I did that inside of a woman, I'm afraid of all the shit that might come out.do it in the shower. she'll thank you for the deep colonic cleansingTrue. But, there is just too much shit and piss involved for me.it's only smellz.Yes, but I don't like those smellz. I'm not gonna go roll around in shit for the fun of it.
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