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Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:08:07 pm »
i relle started feinding about halfway through thhe day so i started taking hits of dustmite sockweed off my pipe under the desk in class. i held all of it so there was no smoke. i preceded to show my law teach how mediators, negotiatiors, and arbitrators can be represented by venn diagrams, he thought thatwas cool. then i had spanish class and was stillpretty high

the teacher gave us a post it note to write "where we see ourselves in 5 yrs" and i couldnt think of any life goalsi have so i drew this



she said she'sgoing to call my parents for it lol. i wonder what her IQ is.

then i had gym class, where i went into the boy's bathroom to take more hits. when i walked into the gym, i realized all of the people with hair are like horses's with manes. shitttt. there was this one girl who had googly eyes 4 me and did the extensive stare and ithink she;'sa qt too. she might be retarded through, never actually talked to her, i also started laughing really heavilityto myself because i felt like it would be to ask the darkest nigger with the fattest lips if he gotda craq conquinex hookup yanno?

then i walked home, and am making this thread
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 06:16:38 pm »
Good thread
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 06:19:55 pm »
which part was your favorite?
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 06:25:43 pm »
this all also happened after eating like 700mg of dxm at three in morning, blacking out, waking up for school 4 in the morning, spending half an hour throwing up plehgm and tar, using my nasal inhaler, taking my xanax and amphetamines, listening to slipknot for half an hour

then i actually get to school and i'm literally one of the smartest and best looking people there, and still get all of the questions right and dey want 2 give me free highschool credits, passing glances from every chick evr

alpha male? alpha fuckin mail
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 06:30:07 pm »
my body is falling apart from a non-recreational dissociative hallucinogens yet i'm still somehow performing better than 99% of the people there? of course i'm gonna get caugh up in my ego. i mean what the fuck, is humanity seriously this lame
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 06:30:46 pm »
99%

top first percentile (out of all the percentiles)
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2014, 06:31:46 pm »
which part was your favorite?

All the people having hair like horses with manes

My day was more boring but I talked to le girl for a minute, gave a random guys pen away on purpose and acted like it was an accident, got looks n smiles from two dif grrls, ate some leb food, activated a prepaid VISA someone gave me and posted on zoklet. I took 54mgs of concerta so im pretty chill right now and havent smoked any cigs. Gonna go to a massage therapist to get my spine decrippled. I also didnt hear back from a job I was offered but didnt check my email for 5 days so I missed traning. Itd be sweet to just have a job for the sake of having one
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2014, 06:35:27 pm »
which part was your favorite?

All the people having hair like horses with manes

My day was more boring but I talked to le girl for a minute, gave a random guys pen away on purpose and acted like it was an accident, got looks n smiles from two dif grrls, ate some leb food, activated a prepaid VISA someone gave me and posted on zoklet. I took 54mgs of concerta so im pretty chill right now and havent smoked any cigs. Gonna go to a massage therapist to get my spine decrippled. I also didnt hear back from a job I was offered but didnt check my email for 5 days so I missed traning. Itd be sweet to just have a job for the sake of having one

do you spend about half of the time of your time in class browsing zoklet

with...people around you???

aReYOYUuFUCKING INSANE???????????????????????
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2014, 06:35:41 pm »
i mean what the fuck, is humanity seriously this lame

Yes.  Yes, it is.  I used to walk 2 miles to work and they all thought I was an Olympian God.  Now I ride 5 miles on a bicycle to a different job, and they all think I'm an Olympian God too.   The thing you have to realize is that most people just suck at everything, and they don't want to do anything.  If you do more than the average person (which isn't hard at all), suddenly you are a god.  I call it Mythic Living. 
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2014, 06:38:30 pm »
i usually figure when the kids arent amswering the questions they either dont want to look like a douche for answering 1 + 1 or I + Q with a serious response in fear of victimization, or that they give too little of a shit to even bother. tey may know the material of course
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2014, 06:41:03 pm »
when are you going to grow up and make the switch to bath salts?

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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2014, 06:41:32 pm »
which part was your favorite?

All the people having hair like horses with manes

My day was more boring but I talked to le girl for a minute, gave a random guys pen away on purpose and acted like it was an accident, got looks n smiles from two dif grrls, ate some leb food, activated a prepaid VISA someone gave me and posted on zoklet. I took 54mgs of concerta so im pretty chill right now and havent smoked any cigs. Gonna go to a massage therapist to get my spine decrippled. I also didnt hear back from a job I was offered but didnt check my email for 5 days so I missed traning. Itd be sweet to just have a job for the sake of having one

do you spend about half of the time of your time in class browsing zoklet

with...people around you???

aReYOYUuFUCKING INSANE???????????????????????
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Im on my phone so iy looks like im texting. I go look at teacher/look at phone l
look at girl/look at phone

If theres a pause I might say something. I just realized I called my professor teacher fuck u sploo]
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2014, 06:51:38 pm »
mediators, negotiatiors, and arbitrators can be represented by venn diagrams,



kewl
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2014, 06:52:09 pm »
YOU TOLD ME you were going to work

YOU'RE A LIAR RAY!
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Re: Addiction Level 3: Smoking syncans in math class
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2014, 06:53:27 pm »
please refer to figure A
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