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Troll me
« on: September 15, 2014, 04:28:29 pm »
Hi, I'm mr becket. A corrupt baillif who takes great pride in taking peoples hard earned belongs unless you pay my extortionate prices for posting letters through your door at £50 a go.

If anyone would like to chat call me on 07718111223. I live in England but will accept calls from aboard at any time of day. My interests are bum sex and long walks along the beach.

Look forward from hearing from anyone at all.

Mr Beckett.

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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 04:34:13 pm »
Epic
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 04:37:51 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 04:52:17 pm »
I called and some guy answered.  I spoke one word into the phone and hung up.  What word did I speak to the bailiff on the phone?
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 05:06:34 pm »
Ask him if his fridge is running
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 05:08:53 pm »
Faggot. Troll me instead. rute mah box 173.245.55.245

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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2014, 05:11:58 pm »
I called and some guy answered.  I spoke one word into the phone and hung up.  What word did I speak to the bailiff on the phone?

Umm... hello?

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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2014, 05:13:10 pm »
Sorry, the answer I was looking for was rape.  Rape.
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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2014, 05:15:12 pm »
I called and some guy answered.  I spoke one word into the phone and hung up.  What word did I speak to the bailiff on the phone?

I thought you said Sloshpot, although it was hard to make out with that cock in your mouth.

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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2014, 05:18:01 pm »
Sorry, the answer I was looking for was rape.  Rape.

Then it's no wonder he hung up!

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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2014, 05:40:15 pm »
I'm just looking for friends guys.

I'm down to go halves on a rape charge though.

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« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2014, 05:42:10 pm »
Hi, I'm mr becket. A corrupt baillif who takes great pride in taking peoples hard earned belongs unless you pay my extortionate prices for posting letters through your door at £50 a go.

If anyone would like to chat call me on 07718111223. I live in England but will accept calls from aboard at any time of day. My interests are bum sex and long walks along the beach.

Look forward from hearing from anyone at all.

Mr Beckett.


I do not intend to be aboard anything for a while so I guess my call will have to wait.