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Offline Zero

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ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« on: September 15, 2014, 04:09:36 pm »
Unstable Faggot is a convicted bisexual child molester. Please block all his attempts at befriending as you will more than likely be flagged for peadophile associaton. He was a known victim and hate figure on Zoklet and has since tried reinventing himself during the migration. He likes to workout regularly, but his real motive for this is so he can watch the soap suds slide down the cracks of mens' asses in shower, i shit you not. He's also under house arrest for various bizzare offences such as  repeatedly asking to touch men's biceps, asking them to squat or twist his nipples; and to take hot steamy pisses on his face.

Be warned, given the chance; he would most definitely rape your children and it's imperative the good people of Sanctuary know this. He was romantically linked to "Silver fuck", a known skag head who sold tricks to fund her CP habit which is why she's in jail now.

That is all.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2014, 04:17:51 pm by Zero »
"Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 04:18:07 pm »
Im not seeing any reinventing

Hes pretty much a top-of-the-line cock monger here.

Hes probably such a douche because his husband mistreats him. 

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 08:55:06 pm »
I would  like to verify that everything stated in the OP is 100% factually correct. In addition, many things are left out. Like unstable's severe retardation and obsession with homoerotic talk/male genitalia. Seriously. He believes the pyramids were constructed as some sort of power plants for the ancient Egyptians. (Seriously, feel free to ask him and he will confirm this). He also believes the pyramids themselves were constructed with electricity. One wonders where they got said electricity to build the pyramids with given that the apparent purpose of the pyramids was to provide electricity in the first place. Don't point things like that out to him though, or he will ask what your IQ is and then reference male genitalia in some way. Even his signature is some sort of bizarre intentionally unintentional reverse projection of his deep desires to suck a "big" cock.

You can't really blame him though. He was naturally born stupid. Then he was raped by his uncle. Who knows what happened to him in jail. One would imagine that a weak mind can only tolerate so much rape before it decays into pure nonsense. 

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 09:00:51 pm »
He is a great source of entertainment, though.

Hahaha... the dude's hilarious.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 09:16:57 pm »
unspankable weiner is definitely a douche rag but i have to admit i get a significant amount of enjoyment out of making fun of him.  its somewhat arousing

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 09:21:19 pm »
unspankable weiner is definitely a douche rag but i have to admit i get a significant amount of enjoyment out of making fun of him.  its somewhat arousing
He pissed all over you and made you his personal bitch, though.

Did you enjoy that?
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Offline Lucifer

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2014, 09:31:32 pm »
Contrary to popular belief he does not know how2chain.

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2014, 09:36:51 pm »
unspankable weiner is definitely a douche rag but i have to admit i get a significant amount of enjoyment out of making fun of him.  its somewhat arousing
He pissed all over you and made you his personal bitch, though.

Did you enjoy that?

whats that 50-cent word you came up with...'projection' i believe it was

youre doing it

unspeakable wanker couldnt make a bitch out of his lucky sock

Offline RisiR

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2014, 09:42:11 pm »
Haha, definitely not.

You are his bitch and I could make him my bitch but I'd actually not like to have you two around me all the time so I'll pass.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

Offline Infinityshock

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2014, 09:56:58 pm »
Haha, definitely not.

You are his bitch and I could make him my bitch but I'd actually not like to have you two around me all the time so I'll pass.

that word bitch...i dont think it means what you think it mean

Offline RisiR

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2014, 10:02:16 pm »
Haha, definitely not.

You are his bitch and I could make him my bitch but I'd actually not like to have you two around me all the time so I'll pass.

that word bitch...i dont think it means what you think it mean
I think your use of bitch-memes is very bitch-like you bitchmaid bitch.
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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2014, 10:10:21 pm »
youre thinking of your boyfriend

ive never posted any memes here

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2014, 10:26:27 pm »
"You use the word X  I dont think it means what you think it mean."

Is a meme you retarded piece of shit.
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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2014, 10:33:35 pm »
This thread is great. I wonder how Butt hurt he is right now knowing how many people are making fun of his dumbass

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Re: ATTN: Sanctuary originals.
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2014, 10:36:19 pm »
This thread is great. I wonder how Butt hurt he is right now knowing how many people are making fun of his dumbass

unquenchable cocksucker made an entire thread about how he was 'ignoring' everyone on the site so its highly likely he has no clue. 

i mean...about averyone making fun of him.  its common knowledge he has no clue overall