If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta

[unbreakable matter]

Doesn't matter the climate or your living arrangements. The only exception is while in prison

[Calzone]

People look at me weird when I tell them I sleep naked. It's like, what the fuck am I supposed to say? I thought everyone did.

[unbreakable matter]

In the absence of a thanks system I'm just going to post pictures I like when someone makes a post I agree with

[aldra]

thinking about other dudes sleeping naked makes you a massive fag.

[unbreakable matter]

what are you sitting there thinking about me or something you massive faggot

[Soso0]

No thanks I don't want my family especially my little brother walking on me maked, don't wanna shame them

[Calzone]

No thanks I don't want my family especially my little brother walking on me maked, don't wanna shame them

My roommates a chick, and my door doesn't lock.

No shame, no blame.

[Soso0]

No thanks I don't want my family especially my little brother walking on me maked, don't wanna shame them

My roommates a chick, and my door doesn't lock.

No shame, no blame.

That's completely different LOL. I'd drop my towel on purpose if I had a chick as a roommate

[RisiR]

ya but if you wanna blend in at a school you've gotta have an air

Beta confirmed.

[Max Headroom]

I drank 8 shots of gin at like 3pm on friday and passed out naked on my bed with the air conditioner on full blast, woke up at 6am, couldn't feel my teeth because my tongue was swolen from dehydration and coughed up a bunch of bloody viral nostrilgunk, my bladder was in so much pain I couldn't walk to the bathroom so I filled up 4 poland-spring bottles up with my piss, which would be 68oz, which is about 4 times the amount of piss a normal sized bladder can hold, but I know I had a larger bladder because one time I took a silly amount of benadryl and woke up in the ICU with a catheter in and the first thing they said to me was "Well, you're lucky you have an impressive bladder or else you'd be septic and dead"

tl;dr I woke up after being naked with the air conditioner for 2 days hungover and pissed into 4 poland spring bottles.

[unbreakable matter]

[constantinople]

I started sleeping naked when I got my own place.

[Infinityshock]

I had a roommate that was a chixk and still slept nekkid

Also...any chick that sleeps in my bed has to sleep naked too, unless aunt flo is in town.

Nude bedmates makes for easier access

[unbreakable matter]

I started sleeping naked when I got my own place.

[splooge gook]

The only exception is while in prison

lol