If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta

[Infinityshock]

I drank 8 shots of gin at like 3pm on friday and passed out naked on my bed with the air conditioner on full blast, woke up at 6am, couldn't feel my teeth because my tongue was swolen from dehydration and coughed up a bunch of bloody viral nostrilgunk, my bladder was in so much pain I couldn't walk to the bathroom so I filled up 4 poland-spring bottles up with my piss, which would be 68oz, which is about 4 times the amount of piss a normal sized bladder can hold, but I know I had a larger bladder because one time I took a silly amount of benadryl and woke up in the ICU with a catheter in and the first thing they said to me was "Well, you're lucky you have an impressive bladder or else you'd be septic and dead"

tl;dr I woke up after being naked with the air conditioner for 2 days hungover and pissed into 4 poland spring bottles.

Do you pass out for multiple days at a time while nude a regular basis?  Do u sleep on your stomach?

Address?

[RisiR]

Stop being a homosexual predator. You are pathetic.

[Infinityshock]

Stop being a homosexual predator. You are pathetic.

Don't be so jealous and possessive.  You arent enough of a woman to fully satisfy me so youre going to have to deal with me having other women in my harem.

[RisiR]

You surprisingly never approach any females. And you think imposed sex is the highest form of of dominance.

Did you get sexually abused as a child, Finny? Is that why you're so mad and starving for dominance?

[Ninja]

I drank 8 shots of gin at like 3pm on friday and passed out naked on my bed with the air conditioner on full blast, woke up at 6am, couldn't feel my teeth because my tongue was swolen from dehydration and coughed up a bunch of bloody viral nostrilgunk, my bladder was in so much pain I couldn't walk to the bathroom so I filled up 4 poland-spring bottles up with my piss, which would be 68oz, which is about 4 times the amount of piss a normal sized bladder can hold, but I know I had a larger bladder because one time I took a silly amount of benadryl and woke up in the ICU with a catheter in and the first thing they said to me was "Well, you're lucky you have an impressive bladder or else you'd be septic and dead"

tl;dr I woke up after being naked with the air conditioner for 2 days hungover and pissed into 4 poland spring bottles.

That's like those times when I smoke weed and piss for 10 minutes straight?