^ It's George R. R. Martin, everybody.
I don't have a desktop. I'm using a laptop with a GFX card like 3 gens ahead of the mobo's time, it has no battery or CD drive because it overheats like crazy, so it takes 2 (count 'em: two) floor fans to keep it from powering down. I use an on screen keyboard. I run my browser from a C:\ prompt.