how to make money need suggestions

[Bobapanbeers]

I'm lazy so no second job
no drug dealing
no shoplifting
no selling stuff I already have

any ideas?

[millionsofdeadcats]

ehhh, prostitution?

[Michael Myers]

ehhh, prostitution?

Basically this. But don't let fat guys like this guy come near you. They will abuse you and your services.

[Bobapanbeers]

ehhh, prostitution?

should I whore out to a 1000 fat chicks at $50 a piece..or have sex with 50 REALLY fat chicks at $1000 apiece ?

nah no prostitution, I don't want to have to get a pimp.

[millionsofdeadcats]

You are making it sort of hard to help with all that 'I won't do this, and I won't do thisss' type of stuff.

[alphadog1]

You can try dumpster diving . I hear it can be rather lucrative .

[FlapJack]

There's money to be made at truck stops. Hope you don't mind taking a shot in the mouth.

[GothicSeraph]

ehhh, prostitution?

should I whore out to a 1000 fat chicks at $50 a piece..or have sex with 50 REALLY fat chicks at $1000 apiece ?

nah no prostitution, I don't want to have to get a pimp.

Ok Quagmire... I second this. Fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay.

[renegadetheorist]

Do this:

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1221.0

Buy cheap, do the video steps with info for a newer product then sell for a larger profit.

[Infinityshock]

Try selling some of your internal organs. A few gallons of blood plasma will get you a pretty penny

[Totsenative]

I imagine drinking beer and talking to people on the phone wouldn't take much effort at all. In fact, it almost constitutes trolling to me.

Just think of it as trolling.

[Calzone]

Craigslist.

[Deviant]

Phone sex operator.

But prepare for really weird fetishes and having to play a therapist.

If you're female be a professional dominatrix. You don't have to have sex, just beat the shit out of men and piss on them.

Not joking

[Infinityshock]

pimp out your female siblings or chicks you know.  if theyre not cooperative get them addicted to drugs and in return for a fix they have to put out to random strangers willing to pay for the use of their various orifices.

[Dumpster Slut]

im guessing you don't have any money to begin with...

go sell your labor time lol